{"id":60,"date":"2008-01-14T01:20:51","date_gmt":"2008-01-13T22:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/14\/comert\/"},"modified":"2018-01-05T01:03:33","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T22:03:33","slug":"comert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/comert\/","title":{"rendered":"Comer\u0163"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/thumb-down-1426814_640.png?resize=617%2C640\" alt=\"\" width=\"617\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13741\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/thumb-down-1426814_640.png?w=617&amp;ssl=1 617w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/thumb-down-1426814_640.png?resize=145%2C150&amp;ssl=1 145w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/thumb-down-1426814_640.png?resize=289%2C300&amp;ssl=1 289w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 617px) 100vw, 617px\" \/>(publicat ini\u0163ial pe yahoo 360, 1 septembrie 2007)<\/p>\n<p>Acum doi ani, mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat un episod care m-a descump\u0103nitenervatr\u0103nitdurutofticat. Treceam prin fa\u0163a magazinului &#8220;Unirea&#8221; \u015fi am v\u0103zut un \u0163igan, \u0163in\u00e2nd \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 trei sau patru dobermani mititei &#8211; recent n\u0103scu\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Am uitat s\u0103 men\u0163ionez, era miez de decembrie. Frig de cr\u0103pau pietrele. Astfel c\u0103 anim\u0103lu\u0163ii st\u0103teau fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi \u015fi \u00eenfrigura\u0163i, tremur\u00e2nd din toate \u00eencheieturile lor fragile. Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 ni\u015fte bebelu\u015fi sco\u015fi la v\u00e2nzare \u00een fa\u0163a Unirii, taman la fix pentru Cr\u0103ciun. Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 efectele unui frig cr\u00e2ncen asupra organismului sensibil&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Cu c\u00e2t \u00eei da\u0163i? l-am \u00eentrebat pe \u0163igan.<\/p>\n<p>-Dou\u0103 milioane.<\/p>\n<p>Whaaaaat!?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i e pur-s\u00e2nge!<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa, \u015fi dac\u0103 sunt pur-s\u00e2nge, trebuie \u0163inu\u0163i at\u00e2tea ore pe frig?<\/p>\n<p>-D\u0103-te, f\u0103, \u00een s\u00e2nge, dac\u0103 n-ai dou\u0103 milioane, car\u0103-te, nu-mi \u0163ine mie predici!!<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o situa\u0163ie similar\u0103 sunt pui\u015forii de g\u0103in\u0103 \u015fi iepura\u015fii de la Universitate. Bine, \u0103ia m\u0103car sunt accesibili ca pre\u0163&#8230; \u015fi au \u015fanse mai mari s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 repede cump\u0103r\u0103tori.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei totu\u015fi, cum s\u0103 omori de frig, cu s\u00e2nge rece, trei c\u0103\u0163elu\u015fi, \u00een ideea c\u0103 vei g\u0103si un turist fraier s\u0103 \u0163i-l cumpere pe al patrulea?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(publicat ini\u0163ial pe yahoo 360, 1 septembrie 2007) Acum doi ani, mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat un episod care m-a descump\u0103nitenervatr\u0103nitdurutofticat. 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