Zilele astea de re\u00eentoarcere la UNATC mi-au f\u0103cut s\u0103-mi privesc studen\u0163ia \u00een cu totul alt\u0103 perspectiv\u0103. Dar \u015fi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2ntul artistic. <\/p>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, credeam c\u0103 \u015fcoala e o lab\u0103 trist\u0103. Lab\u0103 trist\u0103 fiind, o consideram ineficient\u0103 la maximum, \u015fi prin urmare, complet inofensiv\u0103. Te duci, te ui\u0163i la to\u0163i labagiii \u0103ia care vizibil n-au chef s\u0103 te \u00eenve\u0163e absolut nimic, c\u0103 e mai rentabil s-o ard\u0103 superior \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi plimbe gagicile cu ma\u015fina pe timpul studentului, irose\u015fti patru ani, sau trei, sau cinci, \u015fi cam at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n
Abia acum, cu mintea de 30+, \u00eemi dau seama c\u00e2t de periculoas\u0103 e \u015fcoala asta de c\u0103cat. Din mai multe motive: <\/p>\n
a) Unii profesori sunt ni\u015fte lepre sinistre. <\/p>\n
Argument: Ce tip de om poate fi \u0103la care se delecteaz\u0103 tortur\u00e2nd cu bun\u0103 \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 ni\u015fte fiin\u0163e fragile care i-au fost \u00eencredin\u0163ate de stat, sau de banii p\u0103rin\u0163ilor, S\u0102 \u00ceNVE\u0162E? R\u0103spuns: Oamenii cu penisuri foarte, foarte mici. sub 5 cm. Oamenii cu penisuri mari sunt genero\u015fi cu fiin\u0163ele neajutorate \u015fi provocatori cu cei cu care au meciuri pe m\u0103sura penisului lor. <\/p>\n
b) “Eu \u015ftiu dar nu te \u00eenv\u0103\u0163, prefer s\u0103 o ard arogant” – \u00eei \u00eenva\u0163\u0103, totu\u015fi, un lucru pe studen\u0163i. \u015ei, anume, c\u0103 re\u0163eta corect\u0103 e s\u0103 fii foarte, foarte egoist, s\u0103 te doar\u0103-n cur de \u0103la de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, \u015fi c\u0103 e mai important s\u0103-l umile\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 ie\u015fi tu deasupra, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 cooperezi. Pe planta\u0163ia de bumbac, sun\u0103 a strategie bun\u0103. \u00cen meserii bazate pe emo\u0163ie \u015fi expresivitate, e otrav\u0103 curat\u0103. <\/p>\n
c) “Strive\u015fte tot ce e \u00een jur”. Well, \u0103\u015ftia strivi\u0163i de mici vor ajunge babele sinistru de ciufute \u015fi de rele de prin teatre, de care nu \u00eencape nici un suflu de tinere\u0163e. \u00cen mod normal, arti\u015ftii b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u015fi cei tineri ar trebui s\u0103 coopereze perfect, din \u00eensu\u015fi faptul c\u0103 nu lupt\u0103 pentru acelea\u015fi roluri. Dar, \u00een teatre, realitatea e, de multe ori, c\u0103 mo\u015fii formeaz\u0103 o ga\u015fc\u0103 arogant\u0103 \u015fi intens du\u015fm\u0103noas\u0103, iar tinerii, una profund revoltat\u0103 \u015fi doldora de complexe. <\/p>\n
d) “Te deconstruiesc, ca s\u0103 te construiesc la loc”. \u0102sta e un bullshit sinistru. Da, e u\u015for s\u0103 deconstruie\u015fti un om, mai ales dac\u0103 e mic \u015fi fragil. Dar nimic nu te calific\u0103 pentru rolul de Dumnezeu, s\u0103-l reconstruie\u015fti. De obicei, omul \u0103la deconstruit de \u015fcoala rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 de art\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne deconstruit forever. Dac\u0103 nu are o voin\u0163\u0103 de fier, s\u0103 se recl\u0103deasc\u0103 singur, caz \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi face zece mii de scuturi de fier \u00een jurul sufletului \u015fi trece prin via\u0163\u0103 ca un pokerface absolut, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se lase atins de nimic. <\/p>\n
e) Oricum, atitudinea arogant\u0103, de “eu \u015ftiu adev\u0103ruri universale, dar nu \u0163i le dau” nu d\u0103 roade. Dovad\u0103, eterna v\u0103ic\u0103real\u0103 cu “ce slab preg\u0103ti\u0163i sunt absolven\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia!” <\/p>\n
A\u015f \u00eencheia \u00een tromb\u0103, cu “da\u0163i foc institutelor rom\u00e2ne\u015fti de arte”. Dar am avut \u015fi c\u00e2\u0163iva profesori buni, care nu merit\u0103 asta. De aceea, aleg o pozi\u0163ie moderat\u0103: recomand incendierea selectiv\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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