{"id":6020,"date":"2012-12-18T09:39:48","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T09:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6020"},"modified":"2012-12-18T09:39:48","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T09:39:48","slug":"sibiu-here-i-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sibiu-here-i-come\/","title":{"rendered":"Sibiu, here i come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/18\/sibiu-here-i-come\/poster-lansare-dona-juana\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6021\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/12\/poster-lansare-dona-juana.jpg?resize=584%2C826\" alt=\"poster-lansare-dona-juana\" width=\"584\" height=\"826\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6021\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei un fragment din Dona Juana, s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eemboldeasc\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>\t<em>\u2014Dumnezeu nu mi-ar da voie s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in un loc\u015for al pidosniciei, ca \u0103la!<br \/>\n\t\u2014P\u0103i, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu demult, loc\u015forul \u0103la al pidosniciei \u00ee\u0163i pl\u0103cea de mureai. \u0162in minte o dat\u0103, c\u00e2nd l-ai rezervat pentru o sear\u0103 privat\u0103 \u015fi ai f\u0103cut-o \u00een \u015fase, cu patru travestite \u015fi un negru, pe ringul nostru \u2013 tabl\u0103 de \u015fah. \u201eRocada mare\u201d, a\u015fa ai vorbit despre petrecerea aia, \u00een urm\u0103toarele \u015fase s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00een care ne-ai povestit-o iar \u015fi iar, cu lux de am\u0103nunte.<br \/>\n\tDomnul Ovidiu se scutur\u0103 profund dezgustat.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Fata mea, \u00eemi reneg trecutul. \u015etii, apar \u00een via\u0163\u0103 momente de revela\u0163ie; momente \u00een care \u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 tot ce ai f\u0103cut p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci a fost gre\u015fit \u015fi singura cale corect\u0103 e purgatoriul, s\u0103 ne cure\u0163e de p\u0103cate. Acum nu investesc bani dec\u00e2t \u00een Catedrala M\u00e2ntuirii Neamului.<br \/>\n\tTac \u015fi \u00eemi privesc cea\u015fca de ceai.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Dar tu te-ai g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 te c\u0103ie\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 porne\u015fti pe calea cea bun\u0103? G\u00e2nde\u015fte-te la pericolul care \u00ee\u0163i pa\u015fte \u015fi \u0163ie sufletul. E\u015fti \u00een mare r\u0103t\u0103cire.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Ah, nu. OK, po\u0163i refuza s\u0103 preiei clubul; dar nu ai niciun drept s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eendoctrinezi, \u00eemi \u00eencruci\u015fez eu bra\u0163ele pe piept.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Ba am dreptul omului care \u015ftie drumul cel bun \u015fi-\u015fi poate \u00eendrepta semenii.<br \/>\n\t\u2014At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t eu nu m\u0103 a\u015fez \u00een fa\u0163a bisericii, s\u0103 le explic cre\u015ftinilor c\u0103 biserica e un parazit care vinde promisiuni penibile pe bani lichizi, nu, nu ai niciun drept.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Ce-ai spus!?<br \/>\n\tSe ridic\u0103 indignat \u015fi pleac\u0103. Un milionar care debordeaz\u0103 de smerenie cre\u015ftineasc\u0103 proasp\u0103t descoperit\u0103 nu va ceda niciodat\u0103 tenta\u0163iei demonice \u015fi samavolnice de a-\u015fi achita singur consuma\u0163ia. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\t\u2014\u015ei eu ce c\u00e2\u015ftig din asta?<br \/>\n\t\u2014Glume\u015fti. Alfonsinho c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 aberant de mult din clubul \u0103sta, cu o investi\u0163ie minim\u0103.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Scumpo, mi-ai fost \u00eentotdeauna simpatic\u0103, dar e\u015fti zero barat la afaceri.<br \/>\n\tDesigur, Eric este un milionar adev\u0103rat. A trimis ma\u015fin\u0103 cu \u015fofer dup\u0103 mine \u015fi acum st\u0103m la marginea piscinei. \u00ce\u015fi bronzeaz\u0103 h\u0103lcile de gr\u0103sime pe care abia reu\u015fesc s\u0103 le \u0163in\u0103 la un loc slipii de la BodyAware.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Eu investesc \u00een afaceri mari. Afaceri cu profit serios, palpabil. C\u00e2t aduce\u0163i voi \u00eentr-o lun\u0103 cheltuiesc eu \u00eentr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103. Alfonsinho \u0103la e un fomist rupt \u00een cur, comparativ cu mine.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Bun. Dac\u0103 tot cheltuie\u015fti \u00eentr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 at\u00e2\u0163ia bani pe prostii, de ce s\u0103 nu cheltuie\u015fti ni\u015fte bani pe \u00eenc\u0103 o prostie? Am \u00een\u0163eles, nu ne po\u0163i considera o surs\u0103 serioas\u0103 de venit, atunci de ce nu vrei s\u0103 fii un Mecena gay?<br \/>\n\t\u2014Hahaha, \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi agite sl\u0103ninile \u00eentr-un r\u00e2s spastic. Ai umor.<br \/>\n\tN-am pic de umor \u015fi sunt con\u015ftient\u0103 de asta. E doar un r\u00e2s cu care vrea s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige timp.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Bun, am \u015fi umor, flutur eu din gene. Deci, po\u0163i fi un Mecena gay \u015fi sus\u0163in\u0103tor al umorului.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Dac\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi o s\u0103 vreau s\u0103 fiu un Mecena gay, o s\u0103 \u00eenfiin\u0163ez o \u015fcoal\u0103 de balet! <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\t\u2014\u015ei chiar nu crezi c\u0103 am putea ajunge la o \u00een\u0163elegere?<br \/>\n\tMexicanu\u2019 e genul de bog\u0103ta\u015f calic. De\u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 mun\u0163i de bani de pe urma feti\u0163elor de genul Dianei, o arde s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cios, \u00eentr-o benzin\u0103rie plin\u0103 de melteni bronza\u0163i care m\u0103 m\u0103soar\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103tor din priviri. Poate se \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103-s vreo nou\u0103 feti\u0163\u0103 a \u0103stuia \u015fi dac\u0103 pot s\u0103-mi propun\u0103 o muie de \u00eemprietenire sau nu.<br \/>\n\t\u2014B\u0103i, mie-mi placi. Cui s\u0103 nu-i place o femeie care pl\u0103te\u015fte? Dar&#8230; p\u0103 bune acum, un club de curiste? Ce, eu am curiste \u00een catalog?<br \/>\n\t\u2014Po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i extinzi oferta, dau eu din umeri.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Ahaha, adic\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 fac pe\u015fte de curiste, ahaha. B\u0103i, nu \u015ftiu. Una la m\u00e2n\u0103, am a\u015fea o senza\u0163ie c\u0103 nu i-a\u015f putea spune unui tip: Bun, ia s\u0103 te \u00eencerc \u015fi io, s\u0103 v\u0103d ce dau la client. Apoi, nu \u015ftiu, figurantele alea cu care ai tu num\u0103rul \u0103la de doi bani sigur nu se fut cu cine zic eu s\u0103 se fut\u0103.<br \/>\n\t\u2014P\u0103i nu ele, dar po\u0163i plasa altele, animatoare.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Nu \u00een\u0163elegi nimic. Dac\u0103 a\u015f investi \u00een clubul \u0103la, pe scen\u0103 nu ar urca dec\u00e2t marfa. \u015ei nu orice marf\u0103 \u2013 doar marfa de lux, nene.<br \/>\n\tTac \u015fi \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg ce \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-mi spun\u0103. Nu, nu m\u0103 \u015focheaz\u0103; pur \u015fi simplu m-a luat prin surprindere.<br \/>\n\t\u2014\u015ei asta \u00eenseamn\u0103&#8230;, continu\u0103 el.<br \/>\n\t\u2014C\u0103 primul concediat a\u015f fi eu, z\u00e2mbesc larg.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Fat\u0103 de\u015fteapt\u0103, m\u0103 bate pe um\u0103r. \u015ei \u0163i-e clar c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103-\u0163i fac un c\u0103cat ca \u0103sta. C\u0103 mi-e\u015fti drag\u0103.<br \/>\n\t\u00cemi trec palma peste fa\u0163\u0103.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Las\u2019 c\u0103 te descurci tu, m\u0103 mai bate o dat\u0103 pe um\u0103r. Numai nu dispera!<br \/>\n\tIat\u0103 un sfat dificil de aplicat. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>\u2014De cand nu trecut tu be la mine? Cumbaram marfa de la algineva?<br \/>\nAbdul, tipul cu drogurile. Amabilitatea \u00eenn\u0103scut\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014De data asta n-am venit s\u0103 cump\u0103r, am venit s\u0103 v\u00e2nd.<br \/>\n\tAmabilitatea \u00eenn\u0103scut\u0103 nici nu clipe\u015fte.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Mul\u0163ume\u015fte, dar are deja furnisor marfa buna, serioasa, calitatea una.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Abdul, eu \u015ftiu c\u0103 tu ai deja o avere pus\u0103 deoparte. \u015ei \u015ftii c\u0103 Alfonsinho vinde clubul. Nu vrei s\u0103-l iei tu? \u00cen fond, dac\u0103 ne \u00eenchidem, pierzi \u015fi tu o baz\u0103 de clien\u0163i destul de serioas\u0103.<br \/>\n\tAmabilitatea \u00eenn\u0103scut\u0103 tace, m\u0103 prive\u015fte lung.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Dar Abdul trebuie ca\u015ftigat mult ca sa merite businessul acesta!<br \/>\n\t\u2014Mai mult dec\u00e2t c\u00e2\u015ftigi deja?<br \/>\n\t\u2014Trebuie gasit strategie noua mai buna.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Ce vrei? Vrei s\u0103-\u0163i v\u00e2nd eu marfa cu m\u00e2na mea? O v\u00e2nd cu m\u00e2na mea, dar salveaz\u0103-ne, \u00eemi pierd eu controlul.<br \/>\n\tBrusc, amabilitatea \u00eenn\u0103scut\u0103 dispare, \u00een spatele unor spr\u00e2ncene groase \u015fi \u00eencruntate.<br \/>\n\t\u2014Eeee, prea disberare mare. Sigur e ceva datorii, ceva mi\u015fma\u015f, Abdul nu baga risc mare.<br \/>\n\t\u2014\u015ei preferi s\u0103 ne \u00eenchidem, s\u0103-\u0163i pierzi cump\u0103r\u0103torii?<br \/>\n\t\u2014Cumbaratori \u015ftiut gase\u015fte Abdul, iar daca inchide glub, deschide alt glub. Ce mare branza? Vrut cumbaram ceva sau futat timbu Abdul degeaba?<br \/>\n\t\u2014Futat timpul lui Abdul degeaba, murmur eu.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015ei un fragment din Dona Juana, s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eemboldeasc\u0103. \u2014Dumnezeu nu mi-ar da voie s\u0103 \u00eentre\u0163in un loc\u015for al pidosniciei, ca \u0103la! \u2014P\u0103i, p\u00e2n\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}