Se ia acuza direct\u0103 \u015fi aberant\u0103. “\u015etiu sigur c\u0103 faci cutare!” (De unde? Ai dou\u0103 globuri de cristal \u00een loc de coaie?)
\nExemplu: Cel mai penibil \u015fi evident mod, aici pe blog, e acela al comentacului-profet: “\u015etiu sigur c-o s\u0103-mi r\u0103spunzi cu \u00eenjur\u0103turi!” Surpriz\u0103: mie nu-mi plac oamenii care afirm\u0103 c\u0103 \u015ftiu sigur ceea ce nu \u015ftiu de fapt, de aceea, genul \u0103sta de comment nu prime\u015fte nici \u00eenjur\u0103turi, nici polite\u0163uri, ci ban pe ip. Am lista de ban plin\u0103 cu cretini care \u015ftiau sigur c\u0103 o s\u0103-i \u00eenjur. Pentru c\u0103 genul de om care “\u015ftie sigur c\u0103 o s\u0103” e genul de om care nu ia contact \u00een mod real cu nimic din ce faci tu, pentru c\u0103 mintea lui e programat\u0103 deja \u00een func\u0163ie de propriile idei fixe.
\nIar eu nu am nici timp, nici chef s\u0103 conving idiotul \/ vaca proast\u0103 c\u0103 ideile lui \/ ei fixe sunt gre\u015fite \u015fi c\u0103 ar face bine s\u0103 nu \u015ftie sigur nimic dinainte. <\/p>\n
\u00cen schimb, ce m\u0103 sperie e c\u00e2nd omul \u00ee\u015fi proiecteaz\u0103 propria viziune ampl\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi propriile frici legate de viitor asupra mea. De exemplu, noaptea trecut\u0103 conversam cu un amic. Discu\u0163ia a pornit de la s\u0103rb\u0103tori fericite, glume, ce mai faci, etc., \u015fi treptat, s-a transformat \u00een: “\u00een scurt timp o s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i, o s\u0103 vezi, \u015fi tot universul o s\u0103 fie loat, iar tu o s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi singur\u0103 prin cimitire, ca un fan Rotting Christ care tocmai a aflat c\u0103 Satana nu exist\u0103”. <\/p>\n
Eu: wtf, man? Nu te \u015ftiam de misogin, coaie. S\u0103 presupui c\u0103 toate pizdele se gr\u0103besc \u00een jugul mariajului \u015fi ard de ner\u0103bdare s\u0103 stea la coada mopului e plain offensive. A\u015fa cum b\u0103rba\u0163ii au personalit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi vise diferite, a\u015fa \u015fi noi. Ce c\u0103cat. <\/p>\n
Apoi reiese: el de fapt se pl\u00e2ngea pe sine c\u0103 \u015fi-a futut tinere\u0163ea \u00een beri \u00een vam\u0103 \u015fi n-are nevast\u0103 \u015fi copii, s\u0103-i fac\u0103 via\u0163a mizerabil\u0103. <\/p>\n
OK, e perfect \u00een regul\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i regre\u0163i tinere\u0163ea liber\u0103, \u00een care ai f\u0103cut ce te-a t\u0103iat c\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2na \u015fi nu a zbierat nimeni la tine: Gigele, pl\u0103te\u015fte \u00eentre\u0163inerea, du gunoiul \u015fi nu uita s\u0103 faci pia\u0163a. Dar nu e ok s\u0103 presupui c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea are problema ta. De fapt, dac\u0103 stau s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc mai bine, nu e ok s\u0103 bagi nim\u0103nui pe g\u00e2t o presupunere sau alta. Traseul corect e s\u0103 iei omul de la zero, \u015fi s\u0103-l la\u015fi s\u0103 se desf\u0103\u015foare. Vezi tu singur cine e \u015fi cum e. <\/p>\n
Eu \u015ftiu sigur un singur lucru: “\u015etiutul sigur” e otrava oric\u0103rei interac\u0163iuni umane. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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