{"id":6057,"date":"2012-12-28T23:55:36","date_gmt":"2012-12-28T23:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6057"},"modified":"2012-12-28T23:55:36","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T23:55:36","slug":"de-azi-intra-in-vigoare-regula-de-trei-simpla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/de-azi-intra-in-vigoare-regula-de-trei-simpla\/","title":{"rendered":"De azi, intr\u0103 \u00een vigoare regula de trei simpl\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E\u0219ti un labagiu retardat, care n-are altceva mai bun de f\u0103cut dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 fut\u0103 la icre? Not anymore. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen urma fenomenelor recente, am luat urm\u0103toarea decizie: orice cretin care o arde \u00een triumf c\u0103 m\u0103 poate contrazice are la dispozi\u021bie exact trei comentarii. Pe urm\u0103, muie, ban, ignore, eject definitiv \u0219i irecuperabil. <\/p>\n<p>De ce? Pentru c\u0103 omul rezonabil prinde din prima ideea pe care o explici \u0219i nu are nevoie de desene \u00een c\u0103rbune, schi\u021be \u00een Paint \u0219i grafice pe h\u00e2rtie milimetric\u0103. Vita sinistr\u0103 care nu prinde ideea nici din a treia n-o va prinde nici din a dou\u0103zecea. Deci, useless waste of time, pentru c\u0103 vita sinistr\u0103 e \u0219i mitocan \u00eenn\u0103scut \u0219i nu are con\u0219tiin\u021ba irosirii timpului t\u0103u.<br \/>\nIar dac\u0103 tu, autor, mai e\u0219ti \u0219i diplomat la \u00eenceput, la final ajungi s\u0103 regre\u021bi, \u00ceNTOTDEAUNA, c\u0103 n-ai tratat prostul din prima clip\u0103 cu muia pe care o merita cu v\u00e2rf \u0219i \u00eendesat. <\/p>\n<p>De aceea, de azi intr\u0103 \u00een vigoare regula de trei simpl\u0103. Ai trei comments s-o arzi beligerant pe o tem\u0103 sau alta. Al patrulea comentariu de insisten\u021b\u0103 stupid\u0103 \u0219i pis\u0103loag\u0103  la acela\u0219i topic, pe acela\u0219i subiect ia ban, block, basculanta de mui de rigoare. <\/p>\n<p>Cam at\u00e2t pe azi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E\u0219ti un labagiu retardat, care n-are altceva mai bun de f\u0103cut dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 fut\u0103 la icre? Not anymore. \u00cen urma fenomenelor recente, am&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}