{"id":6097,"date":"2013-01-07T15:15:43","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T15:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6097"},"modified":"2013-01-07T15:15:43","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T15:15:43","slug":"im-a-coffee-and-energy-drink-junkie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/im-a-coffee-and-energy-drink-junkie\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a coffee and energy drink junkie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N-am intrat \u00een detalii pe blog, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 plictisesc cu boringeli, dar am avut o criz\u0103 sinistr\u0103 \u00a0de stomac, dublat\u0103 de acel r\u0103u general prevestitor de moarte, pe la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul anului. Adic\u0103, dac\u0103 asupre\u015fti organismul cu tone de cafea \u015fi red bull, ocazional se mai revolt\u0103 \u015fi-\u0163i transmite c\u0103 e\u015fti muist \/ \u0103 \u015fi ar fi cazul s\u0103 te duci \u00een pula calului.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei doctorul mi-a recomandat s\u0103 beau ceai negru. Discu\u0163ia a fost ca-n bancul:<\/p>\n<p>Se duce grasa la doctor:<\/p>\n<p>-Ce m\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu fiu o balabust\u0103 sinistr\u0103, mai u\u015for de s\u0103rit pe deasupra dec\u00e2t de ocolit de-a-mprejurul?<\/p>\n<p>-Doamn\u0103, v\u0103 recomand gust\u0103ri u\u015foare. Fructe, iaurturi, gr\u0103tare, legume fierte.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cenainte sau dup\u0103 mas\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa \u015fi eu cu medicul:<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cencerca\u0163i ceai negru, ceai verde, ciocolat\u0103 cald\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cenainte sau dup\u0103 Red Bull?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-am intrat \u00een detalii pe blog, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 plictisesc cu boringeli, dar am avut o criz\u0103 sinistr\u0103 \u00a0de stomac, dublat\u0103 de acel r\u0103u&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}