M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 oamenii-lipitoare.<\/p>\n
Oamenii care se oplo\u015fesc pe capul t\u0103u (fie online, fie irl) \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 te fut\u0103 vertiginos \u015fi sistematic la icre. Ajungi s\u0103-\u0163i fie at\u00e2t de sil\u0103 de ei, \u00eenc\u00e2t le fu\u0163i mamele din cinci \u00een cinci minute, poate-poate \u00eei determini s\u0103 ia \u015fi ei pu\u0163in\u0103 distan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n
Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt un grinch singuratic. Dimpotriv\u0103, iubesc tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fia oamenilor \u015fi \u00eemi place s\u0103 fac lucruri cu ei. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een momentul \u0103la absolut iritant, c\u00e2nd \u00eencep (unii, nu to\u0163i) \u00a0s\u0103 \u0163i se suie-n cap \u015fi s\u0103 te sufoce cu insisten\u0163e.<\/p>\n
Omul normal nu face asta. Pentru c\u0103 omul normal are propria lui nevoie de intimitate, are munc\u0103 de f\u0103cut, are \u015fi al\u0163i prieteni, pe scurt, are o via\u0163\u0103. \u015ei atunci, via\u0163a omului normal \u015fi a ta decurg normal, se intersecteaz\u0103 \u00een momente reciproc agreabile \u015fi continu\u0103 normal.<\/p>\n
Omul-lipitoare e genul musafir nepoftit, pe care-l uit\u0103 Dumnezeu pe capul t\u0103u. Tu ajungi s\u0103 te demachiezi, s\u0103 te speli pe din\u0163i, s\u0103 sco\u0163i peruca \u015fi proteza, s\u0103 le pui \u00een pahare pe noptier\u0103, \u00een ideea c\u0103 a sosit momentul s\u0103 se care, iar el nimic. Omul-lipitoare e \u0103la care nu simte c\u0103 a sosit momentul s\u0103 se duc\u0103 acas\u0103. \u015ei se mir\u0103 de ce e lumea rea \u015fi de ce nu-l invit\u0103 nimeni nic\u0103ieri. Iar dac\u0103-l bagi \u00een vagin matern – unic mod de a-l expedia – brusc, devine du\u015fmanul t\u0103u \u00eenver\u015funat \u015fi se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eenjure la toat\u0103 lumea, cu aceea\u015fi insisten\u0163\u0103 cu care \u00eenainte te futea la icre \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i sugea energia.<\/p>\n
Omul-lipitoare ar trebui \u00eempu\u015fcat la na\u015ftere. \u015ei planeta ar fi mult mai aerisit\u0103 \u015fi mai locuibil\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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