{"id":6110,"date":"2013-01-11T22:38:57","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T22:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6110"},"modified":"2013-01-11T22:38:57","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T22:38:57","slug":"o-noua-idee-de-injurat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/o-noua-idee-de-injurat\/","title":{"rendered":"O nou\u0103 idee de \u00eenjurat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<h5><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenalupu\">Lorena Lupu<\/a><\/h5>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenalupu\/posts\/10151344795423139\"><abbr title=\"Friday, January 11, 2013 at 10:53pm\">about an hour ago<\/abbr><\/a>\u00a0near\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Bucharest-Romania\/114304211920174?ref=stream\">Bucharest<\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>A\u015f putea scrie acum o dram\u0103 sf\u00e2\u015fietoare a unui erou care poftea la o \u015faorma, de dispera. \u015ei avea \u00een vecini \u015faormeria unui turc. \u015ei p\u0103\u015fea agale, prelungind anticiparea, intuind deja \u00een v\u00e2rful limbii fr\u0103gezimea c\u0103rnii, acreala castrave\u0163ilor mura\u0163i, prospe\u0163imea legumelor proaspete \u015fi condimentele fine ale sosului turcesc de iaurt. \u015ei fiecare papil\u0103 gustativ\u0103 f\u0103cea c\u00e2te o lab\u0103. \u015ei c\u00e2nd ajunge acolo: pula. \u00cenchis. &#8220;C\u0103ut\u0103m shaormar&#8221;. Pute\u0163i intui o clip\u0103 m\u0103car golul abisal din sufletul eroului?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8212;&#8211;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Desigur, eroul \u015fi-a potolit foamea cu merinde din frigider, dar NU E ACELA\u015eI LUCRU. E ca \u015fi cum ai pofti la Megan Fox \u015fi ai primi Dida Dr\u0103gan. Drept care, eroului i-a venit o idee brilliant de enervat masele.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>To\u0163i ne distr\u0103m c\u00e2nd ne cer prietenia cet\u0103\u0163enii Oale Inox, Buchete Flori Festive, Repara\u0163ii Frigidere, \u015etergare Brodate Motive Na\u0163ionale, M\u0103nu\u015fi Pielea Clientului \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Bun, m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 fac \u015fi eu o pagin\u0103 de-asta fictiv\u0103: Buchete De Pule.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u015ei nu fac dec\u00e2t s\u0103 dau like.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Fuego: Iat\u0103 noul meu colind \u00een spirit s\u0103rb\u0103toresc.<\/div>\n<div>Buchete De Pule likes this.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Andreea Tonciu shared a new photo.<\/div>\n<div>Buchete De Pule likes this.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Patriarhia Rom\u00e2n\u0103: Nu facem slujbe la incinera\u0163i.<\/div>\n<div>Buchete De Pule likes this.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Victor Ponta: Acest status e din capul meu.<\/div>\n<div>Buchete De Pule likes this.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Turcul Shaormar Vecin: Azi \u00eenghide jandrama, nu avut baiat sa pricepe enigma \u015faormei.<\/div>\n<div>Buchete De Pule likes this.<\/div>\n<div>Buchete De Pule: \u0162inem s\u0103 v\u0103 oferim ofranda iubirii noastre.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>etc. etc. etc.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lorena Lupu about an hour ago\u00a0near\u00a0Bucharest A\u015f putea scrie acum o dram\u0103 sf\u00e2\u015fietoare a unui erou care poftea la o \u015faorma, de dispera. \u015ei&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}