Una dintre consol\u0103rile preferate ale b\u0103rbatului prost – insist, doar ale celui prost! cel inteligent \u015ftie mai bine – este: am fost m\u00e2rlan \u00eempu\u0163it, gher\u0163oi cretin, DAR M\u0102CAR NU M\u0102 UIT\u0102.<\/p>\n
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Stau \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb: c\u00e2t de mult ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 dispre\u0163uiesc eu pe mine ca persoan\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eencerc aceast\u0103 schem\u0103: s\u0103 nu m\u0103 uite unul sau altul prin prisma mizeriilor pe care sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 le fac. S\u0103 nu fac baie trei luni, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac \u00een zdren\u0163e pline de gunoi \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 frec de unu-n autobuz, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nu m\u0103 uit\u0103. C\u00e2t de r\u0103pus pe interior trebuie s\u0103 fie cineva ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 nevoie de din astea, ca s\u0103 devin\u0103 memorabil.<\/p>\n
Prietene, dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i fi memorabil prin lucrurile frumoase, pl\u0103cute, creative sau m\u0103car utile pe care \u015ftii s\u0103 le faci, sinucide-te. Nimeni nu \u0163ine minte un prost dec\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 apuc\u0103 s\u0103 se calmeze dup\u0103 dracii pe care i-a f\u0103cut \u0103la.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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