{"id":6138,"date":"2013-01-16T21:21:53","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T21:21:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6138"},"modified":"2013-01-16T21:21:53","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T21:21:53","slug":"ghid-antiviol-pentru-naive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ghid-antiviol-pentru-naive\/","title":{"rendered":"Ghid antiviol pentru naive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103. Eu sunt Lorena Lupu \u015fi nu m-a violat nimeni. De\u015fi am stat cu chirie, dup\u0103 facultate, c\u00e2nd eram copil s\u0103rac, \u015fi pe celebra R\u0103cari (aka Strada cu droguri), \u015fi  \u00een Rahova, \u015fi \u00een apropiere de M\u0103t\u0103sari. \u015ei cred sincer c\u0103 violul se poate evita cu brio. <\/p>\n<p>Orice teorie de tipul: &#8220;Nu conteaz\u0103 cum m\u0103 \u00eembrac, cum m\u0103 port, tu trebuie s\u0103 stai departe de mine&#8221; e corect\u0103 \u00een eprubet\u0103. Confruntat\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 cu dezam\u0103gitoarea realitate, risc\u0103 de multe ori s\u0103 degenereze \u00eentr-o situa\u0163ie \u00een care tu pl\u00e2ngi de sare c\u0103ma\u015fa pe tine, cu ochii vine\u0163i, din\u0163ii spar\u0163i \u015fi fisur\u0103 anal\u0103, \u00een timp ce, undeva \u00een zare, o ga\u015fc\u0103 de \u0163igani radiaz\u0103 de satisfac\u0163ia testiculelor proasp\u0103t desc\u0103rcate. <\/p>\n<p>Evident, exist\u0103 ne\u015fansa aceea, c\u00e2nd tu nu gre\u015fe\u015fti cu nimic, dar \u00ee\u0163i cade o c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u00een cap \/ trece neoR\u00e2maru pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine \u015fi-i atragi involuntar aten\u0163ia \/ te calc\u0103 o ma\u015fin\u0103 pentru c\u0103 \u015foferul drogat confund\u0103 strada cu trotuarul. Dar \u00een 70% dintre cazuri po\u0163i preveni chestii. \u015ei e simplu. <\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Nu fi mieroas\u0103 cu in\u015fi c\u0103rora nu le datorezi nimic<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>O mul\u0163ime de femei par c\u0103 se milogesc \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103 dup\u0103 aten\u0163ie. Prin tonul vocii, prin atitudine, prin mi\u015fc\u0103ri. Pentru oamenii normali, nu e nimic neobi\u015fnuit; dar mul\u0163i cretini o pot lua drept o invita\u0163ie. Pentru c\u0103 asta e, tr\u0103im \u00eentr-o societate \u00een care toat\u0103 lumea are net, pornhub \u015fi redtube sunt gratis \u015fi mul\u0163i pro\u015fti care n-au interac\u0163ionat dec\u00e2t cu propria m\u00e2n\u0103 cred c\u0103 femeile sunt ca acolo. De aceea, e indicat s\u0103 fii distant\u0103. S\u0103 semnalizezi clar, prin limbajul corpului \u015fi prin stil, c\u0103 nu-i e\u015fti cu nimic inferioar\u0103 unui tip \u015fi c\u0103 nu a\u015ftep\u0163i nimic de la el. <\/p>\n<p>Asta \u0163ine tipii la distan\u0163\u0103. Chiar \u015fi \u0103ia care au \u00eencercat o abordare libidinoas\u0103 cu mine la un moment dat au trecut la una neutru-prieteneasc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 s-au prins c\u0103 nu \u0163ine figura. <\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Nu accepta mici favoruri care pot degenera. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Era un fragment de stand up comedy al lui Chris Rock pe care-l citez din memorie: &#8220;Orice ar face un b\u0103rbat pentru tine include o ofert\u0103 de penis. &#8220;Vrei s\u0103-\u0163i aduc o cafea de la automat?&#8221; \u015ei g\u00e2ndul de completare &#8220;Dar pu\u0163in\u0103 pul\u0103?&#8221;. &#8220;Vrei s\u0103-\u0163i aduc un sandvi\u015f?&#8221; (&#8220;Dar pu\u0163in\u0103 pul\u0103?&#8221;) <\/p>\n<p><em>Update. L-am g\u0103sit.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/90qpDg5y7Lo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Chestie care nu e valabil\u0103 chiar pentru toat\u0103 lumea, dar, dac\u0103-\u0163i folose\u015fti intui\u0163ia, te prinzi cum st\u0103 treaba cu tipul de vizavi. \u015ei cu fiecare favoare pe care o accep\u0163i, \u00eei dai ap\u0103 la moar\u0103.<br \/>\nDrept care, po\u0163i, foarte simplu, s\u0103 refuzi favoruri. &#8220;Nu, mul\u0163umesc.&#8221; Va fi ca-n bancul: &#8220;Aha, deci despre futut nici nu poate fi vorba.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Nu r\u0103spunde la provoc\u0103ri.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Provoc\u0103rile pot fi din categoria &#8220;Pun pariu c\u0103 n-ai tupeu s\u0103&#8230;&#8221; sau &#8220;Ce rea e\u015fti tu c\u0103 nu&#8230;&#8221; Oamenii pro\u015fti simt pe loc impulsul s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 au tupeu s\u0103, respectiv c\u0103 sunt buni. N-ai de ce. Fie ignori provoc\u0103rile, fie r\u0103spunzi cu un flit dac\u0103-s prea meltene\u015fti, fie cu o glum\u0103 dac\u0103-s subtile. Fiecare provocare la care r\u0103spunzi e o treapt\u0103 spre jocul sexual pe care-l are \u00een minte \u0103la care te provoac\u0103. <\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Nu pune botul la vr\u0103jeal\u0103 ieftin\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oamenii mint foarte mult, mai ales c\u00e2nd sunt presa\u0163i de ap\u0103sare testicular\u0103. \u00ce\u0163i zic tot ce vrei tu s\u0103 auzi. &#8220;Hai la mine s\u0103 bem o limonad\u0103 \u015fi promit s\u0103 te respect toat\u0103 noaptea.&#8221; Adev\u0103rul gol-golu\u0163: C\u00e2nd te duci acas\u0103 la un tip necunoscut, \u0103la o poate lua ca pe un accept. De cele mai multe ori, o face. Sau, mai exact, du-te acas\u0103 la un tip necunoscut doar dac\u0103 e\u015fti preg\u0103tit\u0103 s\u0103 mergi mai departe. <\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Dac\u0103 e un tip de la care a\u015ftep\u0163i un favor, arat\u0103-i ce ai de oferit \u00een schimb.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 o noutate: foarte pu\u0163ine lucruri \u00een via\u0163\u0103 sunt gratuite. Dac\u0103 tu ai de cerut un favor cuiva, nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 ai ni\u015fte a\u015fi nonsexuali \u00een m\u00e2nec\u0103, s\u0103-l motivezi. Altminteri, un b\u0103rbat va ajunge rapid la concluzia: &#8220;OK, eu fac asta pentru tine. Tu ce faci pentru mine?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Exist\u0103 vite cornute care nu dau doi bani pe ce ai de oferit nonsexual, \u00ee\u0163i cer explicit sex.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Toate am avut parte de genul \u0103sta de vite cornute. Solu\u0163ia e &#8220;sau \/ sau&#8221;. Exist\u0103 femei care pot accepta compromisul \u015fi merg \u00eenainte cu el \u015fi exist\u0103 femei care \u015ftiu c\u00e2t valoreaz\u0103 \u015fi nu vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta. Ia decizia clar\u0103 \u015fi stick with it. \u00cen final, femeile care \u015ftiu c\u00e2t valoreaz\u0103 pot avea prieteni excelen\u0163i \u00een b\u0103rba\u0163ii ambi\u0163io\u015fi, care pun problema astfel: &#8220;Dac\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag, ob\u0163in o pizd\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 cooperez cu tine amical, ob\u0163in un asociat de \u00eencredere. Iar mie \u00eemi trebuie un asociat de \u00eencredere, mai mult dec\u00e2t o pizd\u0103.&#8221; Genul \u0103sta de tip ambi\u0163ios va fi nu doar un bun partener de afaceri, dar \u015fi unul durabil, pentru c\u0103 proiectele \u0103stora se sus\u0163in, pe c\u00e2nd cele ale labagiilor care recruteaz\u0103 pe criterii sexuale  dau faliment repede. Demisioneaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stai pe g\u00e2nduri de la un eventual cocalar h\u0103r\u0163uitor &#8211; va da faliment \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajungi tu la col\u0163ul str\u0103zii. <\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Nu da fr\u00e2u liber prostiei poten\u0163iale, n-o transforma \u00een prostie cinetic\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>De\u015fi pare stupid, am asistat prin cafenele, de mii de ori, la faza: o fat\u0103 cunoa\u015fte un tip. \u015ei \u00eencepe s\u0103-i de\u015ferte, proste\u015fte, cele mai intime pove\u015fti, cu lux de am\u0103nunte. Iar dup\u0103 un timp, \u0103la \u00eencepe s\u0103 se poarte cu ea de parc\u0103 ar fi c\u00e2\u015ftigat-o la belciuge.<br \/>\nNu bate c\u00e2mpii mai mult dec\u00e2t e cazul. O FEMEIE CARE TACE POATE P\u0102STRA IMPRESIA INTELIGEN\u0162EI, CHIAR DAC\u0102 N-O DAU NEURONII AFAR\u0102 DIN CAS\u0102; UNA CARE \u00ceMPUIE CAPUL INTERLOCUTORULUI CU TOATE C\u0102CATURILE STUPIDE A C\u0102ZUT IREMEDIABIL DE PE PIEDESTAL. Nu te oferi pe tav\u0103 din prima. Apoi degeaba \u0163ipi: &#8220;Eu cu asta nu sugeram c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 ne futem!!! Porcule!&#8221; Nu uita c\u0103 tipul din fa\u0163a ta, oric\u00e2t pare de dr\u0103gu\u0163, are acas\u0103 o colec\u0163ie cu <em>Anal Eruptions, I &#8211; XXV.&#8221; \u015ei tu semeni halucinant cu proasta care d\u0103 casting porno \u015fi spune t\u00e2mpenii p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd scoate \u0103la pula s\u0103-i astupe gura. <\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Nu r\u0103spunde la orice \u00eentrebare, dec\u00e2t \u00een fa\u0163a Marii Adun\u0103ri Na\u0163ionale.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tactica &#8220;luatului tare&#8221; presupune c\u0103 blochezi o tip\u0103 brusc\u00e2nd-o verbal, \u015fi, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama, \u00ee\u015fi \u015fterge deja cu un \u015ferve\u0163el d\u00e2ra de sperm\u0103 de pe frunte. Tactica luatului tare e dezamorsabil\u0103 prin tactica &#8220;Ce te fute grija?&#8221; Sau, mai finu\u0163: &#8220;De ce face grija dragoste cu tine?&#8221;. Sau, \u015fi mai finu\u0163: &#8220;Se pare c\u0103 grija a trecut de preludiu. V\u0103 las s\u0103 v\u0103 socoti\u0163i \u015fi vorbim mai \u00eencolo.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Dac\u0103 e sinistru de bou, block \/ ignore \/ block phone no. \/ spam mails. Dac\u0103 nu-l bagi deloc, dar  deloc \u00een seam\u0103, orice prost obose\u015fte, se plictise\u015fte \u015fi-\u015fi caut\u0103 victime mai accesibile. Iar tu nu vei avea motive s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi c\u0103 \u0163i-a distrus via\u0163a.<\/p>\n<p>Serios, toate astea, combinate, func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. Dac\u0103 le asortezi cu o vestimenta\u0163ie neutr\u0103 \u015fi cu un spray paralizant, po\u0163i tr\u0103i fericit\u0103 oriunde. <\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103. Eu sunt Lorena Lupu \u015fi nu m-a violat nimeni. De\u015fi am stat cu chirie, dup\u0103 facultate, c\u00e2nd eram copil s\u0103rac, \u015fi pe celebra&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}