“De ce e \u0103sta al treilea casting de S\u0103ftic\u0103 la care m\u0103 cheam\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta?” se \u00eentreb\u0103 ea. \u00a0“Oare e cazul s\u0103-mi schimb culoarea p\u0103rului sau s\u0103-mi mai exfoliez coatele?”<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd intr\u0103 \u00een biroul de casting, \u00eens\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103du seama c\u0103 poate s\u0103 plece acas\u0103. \u00cen fa\u0163a ei st\u0103tea cea mai autentic\u0103 Vetu\u0163\u0103 din c\u00e2te v\u0103zuse: nemachiat\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00eentr-un f\u00e2\u015f portocaliu \u015fi cu un rucsac verde pe spinare.<\/p>\n
“C\u0103cat, oric\u00e2t de \u0163\u0103ranc\u0103 m-a\u015f da eu, nu pot fi AT\u00c2T de \u0163\u0103ranc\u0103”, \u00ee\u015fi zise ea. “Let’s just sit back and enjoy the experience”.<\/p>\n
-Nu e interesant c\u0103 ne-a chemat, at\u00e2t de diferite, pentru aceea\u015fi chestie?<\/p>\n
-De fapt, zise \u0163\u0103ranca autentic\u0103, pe mine nu m-a chemat. Doar am auzit \u015fi mi-am zis c\u0103 mi-ar merge.<\/p>\n
(“Good instinct, m\u00e2ndruli\u0163\u0103!”)<\/p>\n
-Te superi dac\u0103 intru \u00eenaintea ta, continu\u0103 \u0163\u0103ranca, am treab\u0103 dup\u0103.<\/p>\n
(“Spre deosebire de mine, care n-am nici o treab\u0103,niciodat\u0103.”)<\/p>\n
-Nu, te rog, intr\u0103.<\/p>\n
(“\u015ei ia-mi castingul de sub nas, coc\u0103l\u0103reasa naibii!”)<\/p>\n
Intr\u0103 \u015fi iese \u00een 5 secunde.<\/p>\n
-Ce rapid\u0103 e\u015fti!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i nu, nici n-am dat castingul, mi-a zis c\u0103 ar\u0103t pu\u0163in cam prea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103.<\/p>\n
(“Pu\u0163in cam prea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103, \u00een traducere din diplomatez\u0103 \u00een mitoc\u0103nez\u0103: Ce pula mea cau\u0163i aici, e\u015fti neprivibil\u0103, mori de cancer.”)<\/p>\n
-Dar p\u0103rem de… aproximativ aceea\u015fi v\u00e2rst\u0103.<\/p>\n
(“Pari cu zece ani mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 dec\u00e2t mine, \u0163\u0103ranco!”)<\/p>\n
-Da, chiar a\u015fa. P\u0103i succes, oft\u0103 \u0163\u0103ranca \u015fi plec\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ea intr\u0103. \u015ei d\u0103du castingul f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 i se par\u0103 cuiva c\u0103 e prea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, prea urban\u0103 sau whatever. \u015ei, \u00een nedumerirea ei, se \u00eentreb\u0103: Ce caut\u0103, de fapt, c\u0103ut\u0103torii de \u0163\u0103r\u0103nci?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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