E foarte u\u015for, c\u00e2nd to\u0163i cei care-\u0163i citesc cartea izbucnesc \u00een strig\u0103te bru\u015fte de extaz \u00a0– e drept, unii pun problema la modul “scriu despre ea doar dac\u0103 \u015fi tu scrii despre [c\u0103cat oarecare]”, ceea ce mi se pare profund incorect, pentru c\u0103 \u0163ie Dona Juana \u0163i-a furat ochii \u015fi realmente ai lunecat peste ea ca Plu\u015fenko peste Tango Amore, pe c\u00e2nd eu casc la ce scrii tu de-mi dizloc f\u0103lcile – c\u0103cat, iar scriu fraze lungi \u015fi pierd the point.<\/p>\n
Ceea ce \u00eencercam s\u0103 zic este c\u0103 e foarte u\u015for, c\u00e2nd cititorii c\u0103r\u0163ii zic c\u0103 e foarte mi\u015fto, \u015fi printre ei e inclusiv dl. Dabija, s\u0103-\u0163i pierzi min\u0163ile \u015fi s\u0103 dezvol\u0163i brusc sindromul “opt coaie la purt\u0103tor”.<\/p>\n
Dar eu am mecanismul perfect antiarogan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n
“Dar tu E\u015eTI arogant\u0103, Lorena”, o s\u0103 urle avocatu-pro\u015ftilor nr. 13, “aminte\u015fte-\u0163i numai cum l-ai \u00eenjurat de mam\u0103 pe Coc\u0103l\u0103rel Dumitru, care d\u0103dea \u015fi el cu “p\u0103rerea”, c\u00e2nd tu scriai c\u0103 vaca e la p\u0103scut, iar el spumega epileptic: “Deci a\u015fea, curvo, \u00eenfometezi vaca”.<\/p>\n
Faptul c\u0103-l \u00eenjur pe Coc\u0103l\u0103rel Dumitru n-are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu arogan\u0163a. \u00cel \u00eenjur pur \u015fi simplu pentru c\u0103 am credin\u0163a sincer\u0103 c\u0103 orice gunoi care alege s\u0103 agreseze verbal f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stea \u00eent\u00e2i s\u0103 se \u00eentrebe onest \u015fi pe bune despre ce e vorba \u00eentr-un anumit text merit\u0103 s\u0103 moar\u0103 de cancer la prostat\u0103 \/ ovare. Deci, faptul c\u0103-i doresc din toat\u0103 inima moartea lui Coc\u0103l\u0103rel Dumitru n-are nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu arogan\u0163a mea. Pur \u015fi simplu cred c\u0103 tot r\u0103ul de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt a \u00eenceput c\u00e2nd un Coc\u0103l\u0103rel Humbabuba a ales s\u0103 umileasc\u0103 un nevinovat din trib, doar s\u0103 arate restului tribului c\u0103 el e mai tare. Iar dac\u0103 tribul ar fi ales s\u0103-l ucid\u0103 cu pietre pe Humbabuba \u015fi nu s\u0103 se al\u0103ture \u00een a-l umili pe nevinovat, acum am fi \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een rai.<\/p>\n
Bun, revenind la arogan\u0163\u0103. Evit arogan\u0163a din r\u0103spunteri. Iar mecanismul perfect este Metoda Tramvai.<\/p>\n
Basically, Metoda Tramvai se reduce la o singur\u0103 \u00eentrebare:<\/p>\n
-Dac\u0103 te-ar c\u0103lca tramvaiul m\u00e2ine \u015fi ai da ortu’ popii, ai fi satisf\u0103cut cu ce la\u015fi \u00een urm\u0103?<\/p>\n
R\u0103spunsul meu: Deocamdat\u0103, e mult prea pu\u0163in, comparativ cu c\u00e2te idei am.<\/p>\n
Pe voi dac\u0103 v-ar c\u0103lca tramvaiul m\u00e2ine \u015fi a\u0163i da ortu’ popii, a\u0163i fi satisf\u0103cu\u0163i cu ce l\u0103sa\u0163i \u00een urm\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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