{"id":6173,"date":"2013-01-24T19:07:15","date_gmt":"2013-01-24T19:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6173"},"modified":"2013-01-24T19:07:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-24T19:07:15","slug":"avocatul-prostilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/avocatul-prostilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Avocatul pro\u015ftilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum frumos povestea Nemerovschi:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Doi ani \u0219i c\u00e2teva luni de c\u00e2nd am publicat prima carte, \u0219i nici m\u0103car UN SINGUR hater cu un nivel decent, acceptabil, de inteligen\u021b\u0103 \u00een tot timpul \u0103sta, unul care s\u0103 nu te fac\u0103 s\u0103 pufne\u0219ti imediat \u00een r\u00e2s&#8230; A\u0219tept \u0219i eu s\u0103 m\u0103 critice de-adev\u0103ratelea cineva, \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, dar cred c\u0103 mai am mult de a\u0219teptat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eu am \u015fapte ani de la debut \u015fi situa\u0163ia e aproximativ similar\u0103. \u00cendeob\u015fte, haterii mei se num\u0103r\u0103 printre cei mai pro\u015fti oameni de pe Internet. \u015ei m\u0103 ur\u0103sc cu at\u00e2t mai mult cu c\u00e2t multora dintre ei le-am demonstrat, aplicat pe text, c\u0103 sunt oripilant de pro\u015fti. At\u00e2t de pro\u015fti, \u00eenc\u00e2t prin moartea lor ar s\u0103ri subit media coeficientului na\u0163ional de inteligen\u0163\u0103 la deal.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 sunt pro\u015fti, se vede din faptul c\u0103 nu-s capabili s\u0103 se raporteze \u00een mod real la ceea ce citesc \u015fi nici s\u0103 proceseze informa\u0163ia. &#8220;De unde \u015ftii c\u0103-s prost, nu \u015ftii nimic despre mine!&#8221; \u00a0rage haterul. Ba se vede din cum nu \u0163i-a luat m\u0103-ta abecedar la timp \u015fi din retardul cr\u00e2ncen al r\u0103spunsului.<\/p>\n<p>Dar nici m\u0103car nu m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 haterul prost \u00een halul \u00een care m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 avocatu-pro\u015ftilor. Cine e avocatul pro\u015ftilor? Sinistrul enervant care intervine, dup\u0103 un schimb de mui \u00eentre prost \u015fi tine, s\u0103 te pis\u0103logeasc\u0103 tot pe tine, c\u0103 ai vorbit nerespectuos cu prostul care are \u015fi el dreptul la opinie. Chiar dac\u0103 tu scrisese\u015fi: &#8220;Ana are mere&#8221; \u015fi vita urla &#8220;Ar trebui s\u0103-i dai fructe Anei, nu s-o \u0163ii pe carbohidra\u0163i!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>De ce e avocatu-pro\u015ftilor chiar mai enervant dec\u00e2t prostul propriu-zis? Pentru c\u0103 prostul nu face dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi etaleze prostia; avocatul pro\u015ftilor se face vinovat \u015fi de p\u0103rtinire dublat\u0103 cu ipocrizie. Pentru c\u0103 adev\u0103rul este: Eu nu m\u0103 apuc din senin s\u0103 pizduiesc primul om nevinovat. Trebuie s\u0103 faci ceva, ca s\u0103 \u0163i-o iau pe m\u0103-ta la pul\u0103. Avocatu-pro\u015ftilor, \u00eens\u0103, are vedere selectiv\u0103, nu cite\u015fte ce-a scris prostul, ci sare direct s\u0103 te educe pe tine, c\u0103 violentezi dreptul la opinie al retardatului.<\/p>\n<p>La prima vedere, ai fi zis c\u0103 avocatu-pro\u015ftilor face asta pentru c\u0103 e la fel de prost ca \u015fi pro\u015ftii, \u015fi se teme ca tura viitoare s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 r\u00e2ndul lui, dar uneori avocatu-pro\u015ftilor e c\u00e2te un intelectual de vaz\u0103. Ceea ce m\u0103 \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u015fi intelectualii de vaz\u0103 semnalizeaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 despre ce vorbesc, de ce s\u0103 te mai miri de gogu pul\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>A doua ipotez\u0103 e c\u0103 avocatu-pro\u015ftilor a fost educat gre\u015fit, c\u0103 toate femeile trebuie s\u0103 fie yesmani\u0163e, \u015fi nu-i vine s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 \u015fi ele pot da pule-n g\u00e2tul \u0103lora vinova\u0163i de grav\u0103 prostie. \u00cen acest caz: hombre, treze\u015fte-te. E o lume egal\u0103, \u00een care eu muncesc pentru banii mei, ca \u015fi tine, ba poate \u00eemi fac de zece ori mai bine treaba dec\u00e2t tu pe a ta, \u015fi nu-\u0163i datorez respect dec\u00e2t \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care \u015ftii s\u0103 mi-l c\u00e2\u015ftigi. Iar dac\u0103 \u00eemi c\u00e2\u015ftigi dispre\u0163ul, \u00eemi rezerv dreptul de-a-l exprima c\u00e2t se poate de expresiv \u015fi de explicit.<\/p>\n<p>A treia ipotez\u0103 e c\u0103 avocatul pro\u015ftilor \u0163ine cu prostul pentru c\u0103 are o pat\u0103 pus\u0103 pe mine. Caz \u00een care s\u0103 sug\u0103 pula cot la cot cu prostul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 cum frumos povestea Nemerovschi: &#8220;Doi ani \u0219i c\u00e2teva luni de c\u00e2nd am publicat prima carte, \u0219i nici m\u0103car UN SINGUR hater cu un&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}