{"id":6179,"date":"2013-01-25T21:14:52","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T21:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6179"},"modified":"2013-01-25T21:14:52","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T21:14:52","slug":"chiar-asa-ce-si-doresc-barbatii-de-ziua-lor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/chiar-asa-ce-si-doresc-barbatii-de-ziua-lor\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiar a\u015fa, ce-\u015fi doresc b\u0103rba\u0163ii de ziua lor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Azi e ziua lui Nedo. \u00cel sun s\u0103-i zic la mul\u0163i ani \u015fi-l \u00eentreb ce-\u015fi dore\u015fte de ziua lui. Zice c\u0103 nimic. \u015ei \u00eencepem un dialog retardat, c\u0103 oare c\u00e2nd prime\u015fti mai multe cadouri, c\u00e2nd ai o rela\u0163ie &#8211; depinde de stadiu -, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti singur &#8211; \u00een func\u0163ie de c\u00e2\u0163i vor s\u0103 te are &#8211; sau c\u00e2nd e\u015fti c\u0103s\u0103torit.<br \/>\n-C\u0103cat, zice Nedo. C\u00e2nd e\u015fti c\u0103s\u0103torit, DAI cadouri. De primit prime\u015fti doar chestii de b\u0103rbierit, \u015fosete \u015fi chilo\u0163i.<br \/>\n-Bun. P\u0103i zi ce dore\u015fti de ziua ta?<br \/>\n-Nimic.<br \/>\n-Pula mea, m\u0103car o femeie \u015ftie s\u0103 dea un r\u0103spuns concret: Vreau un parfum Chanel, vreau un rimel Estee Lauder, vreau o garsonier\u0103 \u00een centru. Voi nu \u015fti\u0163i s\u0103 cere\u0163i, \u015fti\u0163i doar s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u00e2nge\u0163i de ceea ce primi\u0163i. Sau nu primi\u0163i. <\/p>\n<p>Hai, baza de cititori. Ce-\u015fi doresc b\u0103rba\u0163ii de ziua lor? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi e ziua lui Nedo. \u00cel sun s\u0103-i zic la mul\u0163i ani \u015fi-l \u00eentreb ce-\u015fi dore\u015fte de ziua lui. Zice c\u0103 nimic. \u015ei \u00eencepem&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}