Primind aceea\u015fi leap\u015f\u0103 din dou\u0103 direc\u0163ii diferite, de la textier (Florin Dumitrescu, Scornelius sau cum vre\u0163i voi s\u0103-i zice\u0163i) \u015fi Simona R. – am \u00eenceput s\u0103 reflectez la modul \u00een care leap\u015fa circul\u0103 de la om la om (ca arta popular\u0103), fiecare om mai adaug\u0103 la ea una-alta (ca \u015fi \u00een cazul literaturii populare) \u015fi cum se bifurc\u0103 ea \u00een o mie de versiuni (ca “Miori\u0163a” \ud83d\ude42 ).<\/p>\n
\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, po\u0163i primi aceea\u015fi leap\u015f\u0103 de la A \u015fi de la B, at\u00e2t de diferit\u0103 (\u00een urma traseelor pe care le-a urmat), \u00eenc\u00e2t se cr\u0103c\u0103neaz\u0103 total (face chiar \u015fpagatul), da’ nu po\u0163i ignora r\u0103d\u0103cina comun\u0103… Pe blog la textier<\/a>, leap\u015fa zice: ce muzic\u0103 vrei s\u0103 \u0163i se pun\u0103 la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare. R\u0103spunsul e foarte simplu: Ada Milea – “Ce p\u0103cat c\u0103 nu mai sunt pensionar\u0103”. (Eventual remixat\u0103 de DJ Pagal, s\u0103 \u0163op\u0103ie tot poporul pe regretele exprimate mai sus, dar nu e neap\u0103rat musai.)<\/p>\n \u00a0Pe blog la femeea cu m\u0103nu\u015fi de box<\/a>, afl\u0103m c\u0103 leap\u015fa a trecut prin dulci plaiuri clujene, s-a rafinat \u015fi s-a ardelenit, \u015fi zice a\u015fa: ce muzici \u00ee\u0163i dau st\u0103ri Gillette. Minu\u0163io\u015fi, ardelenii \u00eentocmesc topuri. Nu degeaba au stat at\u00e2\u0163ia ani sub m\u00e2ndra ciubot\u0103 austro-ungar\u0103, au avut ce \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a! (\u015fi asta nu e o ironie, jur.) \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, folosesc Margaret Astor… dar, dac\u0103 reformul\u0103m \u015fi \u00eentreb\u0103m: ce muzici \u00eemi dau st\u0103ri Margaret Astor (adic\u0103 \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 sinucid auzindu-le, cu top cu tot), ei iat\u0103:<\/p>\n 1. “Copilul de Aur, feat. Laura Vass – Suntem dou\u0103 briliante”. To\u0163i a\u0163i avut, ave\u0163i \u015fi ve\u0163i avea vecini maneli\u015fti. Mai grav e c\u0103 maneli\u015ftii \u00eencearc\u0103 din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi popularizeze preferin\u0163ele prin num\u0103r sporit de decibeli. Iar manelele l\u0103b\u0103roase – adic\u0103 cele lente \u015fi cu mult aoleu… m\u0103 fac nu doar s\u0103 am st\u0103ri gillettice, ci s\u0103 fisurez pere\u0163ii cu capul. (Preferabil, pere\u0163ii de unde r\u0103sun\u0103 minunea, s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u015fi oamenii \u0103ia o pagub\u0103, ce pana lor!)<\/p>\n 2. “O-Zone – Dragostea din tei”. \u00cencep prin a men\u0163iona c\u0103 nu am nimic cu basarabenii, c\u0103 iubesc moldovenii, mi se par autentici, instinctuali \u015fi p\u0103tima\u015fi. Daaaar… c\u00e2nd accentul de Chi\u015fin\u0103u meets lipsa de logic\u0103, which has already met un ritmule\u0163 penibilu\u0163 \u015fi stupid, de gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103 de handicapa\u0163i… \u015fi c\u00e2nd toate acestea ajung pe scena Operei din Krakow, \u00ee\u0163i faci cruce ca babele p\u0103guboase \u015fi zici: tulai, Doamne, o niebunit lumea!<\/p>\n 3. DJ Bobo – “Chi-hua-hua”. DJ Bobo, pentru cei care nu a\u0163i remarcat, e un politician ratat. Clipurile lui abund\u0103 de lume, de “popor”, versurile abund\u0103 de “evribadi”. Iar Chi-hua-hua” ar putea \u00eendeplini cu succes rolul de imn al primei Republici Oficiale de Lobotomiza\u0163i. Desigur, cu DJ Bobo pre\u015fedinte.<\/p>\n 4. Mariah Carey, pentru \u00eentreaga activitate. C\u00e2nd spui Mariah Carey, spui pi\u0163ig\u0103ieli enervante cu texte despre iubitul perfect \u015fi lugu-lugu de vis. C\u00e2nd vizualizezi Mariah Carey, vizualizezi o mie de videoclipuri \u00een aceea\u015fi cheie, buric gol, bucle \u015fi aceea\u015fi mi\u015fcare din \u015folduri, combinat\u0103 cu acela\u015fi sur\u00e2s ce-\u015f\u0103galnic\u0103-mi-s-io-m\u0103-b\u0103ie\u0163i, \u015fi acela\u015fi mascul numai mu\u015fchi \u015fi jv\u00e2nc, \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u00e2nd-o tandru dind\u0103r\u0103t. B\u0103i fomee, ok, pe asta am \u00een\u0163eles-o!! Da’ ce rost are s\u0103 repe\u0163i aceea\u015fi t\u00e2mpenie, pe \u00eentinderea a nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2te albume? Dac\u0103 nu ai nimic nou de zis, zi “r\u0103m\u00e2ne cum am stabilit” \u015fi taci dracu’!<\/p>\n 5. Bryan Adams – Everything I do (\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva, similare). Sirop concentrat. Intoxicant de dulce. Diabetic. Dac\u0103 te-ai apropia \u00een via\u0163a real\u0103 de un cineva, (om viu, capabil de discern\u0103m\u00e2nt), cu at\u00e2ta zahariseal\u0103, \u0103la ar rupe-o mintena\u015f la fug\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 excesul \u0103sta toxic de zaharuri l-ar face s\u0103 te b\u0103nuiasc\u0103 de cine \u015ftie ce inten\u0163ii ascunse.<\/p>\n \u00a0Buun! leap\u015fa (\u00een ambele ei variante) se duce la Gramo<\/a> \u00een noua lor cas\u0103, la Innuennda<\/a>, de asemenea \u00een noua ei cas\u0103, la Anaayana<\/a> (doar a\u015fa, s\u0103 nu le mai repro\u015feze “altor fete” faptul c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi ignor\u0103 tovar\u0103\u015fele) \u015fi la cei doi fra\u0163i de-ai mei din familia canidelor: lupucusenile<\/a> \u015fi ogarafgan<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Primind aceea\u015fi leap\u015f\u0103 din dou\u0103 direc\u0163ii diferite, de la textier (Florin Dumitrescu, Scornelius sau cum vre\u0163i voi s\u0103-i zice\u0163i) \u015fi Simona R. – am...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[115,193,236],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-deces","tag-lepse","tag-muzici"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}