Am\u00e2ndoi eram foarte timizi. Eu, pentru c\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea lui m\u0103 l\u0103sase f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte; el, dintr-o delicate\u0163e care \u00eei caracterizeaz\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna pe b\u0103rba\u0163ii cu inteligen\u0163\u0103 peste medie. Pe scurt, eram cumva timora\u0163i unul de prezen\u0163a celuilalt, \u015fi nu g\u0103seam un mod de a deschide conversa\u0163ia. Da, unii oameni pot avea un efect at\u00e2t de intens asupra ta, chiar dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti chiar u\u015f\u0103 de biseric\u0103. <\/p>\n
Am petrecut o bun\u0103 bucat\u0103 de vreme la acel espresso dublu cu fri\u015fc\u0103, \u015fi, poate, ne-am fi desp\u0103r\u0163it la fel de stingheri precum ne \u00eent\u00e2lnisem, dac\u0103 n-a\u015f fi suferit un mic accident. Hemoragie nazal\u0103 brusc\u0103 \u015fi violent\u0103.
\n\u00cen clipa aceea, toat\u0103 timiditatea a disp\u0103rut f\u0103r\u0103 urme. \u00cel \u015fi vedeam cu ochii min\u0163ii cum se ridic\u0103 \u015fi o rupe la fug\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103. Dup\u0103 o st\u00e2njeneal\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 leac, un val de s\u00e2nge era tot ce mai lipsea pentru o sear\u0103 definitiv compromis\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa?<\/p>\n
Nu-i a\u015fa. Mi-a \u00eentins un \u015ferve\u0163el. Apoi, \u00een timp ce-l \u0163ineam lipit de nara bucluca\u015f\u0103, s-a ridicat, a venit \u00een spatele meu: \u201eRelaxat, c\u0103 se opre\u015fte!\u201d
\n\u201eS\u0103 nu m\u0103 pui, te rog, s\u0103-mi las capul pe spate\u201d, l-am implorat. \u201eRealitatea e c\u0103 pozi\u0163ia aia are acela\u015fi impact asupra valului de s\u00e2nge, de parc\u0103 ai culca un ghilotinat cu burta \u00een sus. Adic\u0103 niciuna\u201d.
\n\u201e\u015etiu, \u015ftiu. Singurul efect e c\u0103-\u0163i vine \u00een gur\u0103. \u015ei dureaz\u0103 c\u00e2t ar dura \u015fi \u00een mod normal. Stai relaxat, cum vrei tu\u201d.
\nM\u0103 preg\u0103tesc de minim un secol s\u0103-mi cauterizez capilara aia bucluca\u015f\u0103, care se manifest\u0103 at\u00e2t de lipsit de elegan\u0163\u0103, i-am explicat eu, \u00eenc\u00e2ntat\u0103 oarecum c\u0103 jena mea \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103sise, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit, un motiv \u00eentemeiat.
\n\u201eNu, s\u0103 nu faci asta! Cic\u0103 e s\u0103n\u0103tos s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple a\u015fa, m\u0103car nu te pa\u015fte riscul de atac cerebral sau de infarct\u201d, mi-a explicat, cu o senin\u0103tate de cunosc\u0103tor, \u00een timp ce \u00eemi masa fin t\u00e2mplele. \u201eApas\u0103, c\u0103 se opre\u015fte\u201d.
\nBrusc, tipul introvertit \u015fi econom la vorb\u0103 de transformase \u00eentr-o Maic\u0103 Tereza purt\u0103toare de blugi.
\n\u201eFaza asta \u00eemi aminte\u015fte de copil\u0103rie. \u015ei mie mi-a curs s\u00e2nge din nas de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u015ftiu. Apoi, a\u015fa deodat\u0103, nu mi s-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat. A trecut de la sine, acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani.\u201d
\n\u00cen tot acest timp, \u00ee\u015fi turna ap\u0103 mineral\u0103 din pahar pe \u015ferve\u0163ele \u015fi \u00eemi \u015ftergea fa\u0163a \u015fi g\u00e2tul.
\n\u201eHai la baie.\u201d
\nCum adic\u0103 \u201ehai la baie\u201d? Nu-s genul care se duce la baie cu un tip de la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire, am glumit eu de sub \u015ferve\u0163elul f\u0103cut ghem.
\n\u201eBine, atunci du-te la baie \u015fi stai cu nasul sub jetul de ap\u0103 rece\u201d.
\n\u00cen timp ce m\u0103 sp\u0103lam pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pe m\u00e2ini, am auzit o b\u0103taie discret\u0103 \u00een u\u015f\u0103.
\n\u201eE\u015fti \u00een regul\u0103?\u201d \u201eDa, da\u201d, am strigat, \u015fterg\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu un prosop de h\u00e2rtie. \u201eMai nasol e c\u0103 m\u0103 apuc\u0103 doar \u00een locuri publice\u201d.
\n\u201eEi, las\u0103, c\u0103 \u015fi pe mine m-a luat la defilarea de 23 august. Eu eram cap\u0103tul literei \u201eU\u201d din Ceau\u015fescu. \u015ei din cauza soarelui \u015fi a insola\u0163iei, m-a bu\u015fit un val de s\u00e2nge de mi-a umplut uniforma. Nasol era c\u0103 \u201eCEA\u201d erau ro\u015fii, iar \u201eU\u015eE\u201d erau deja \u00een uniforme galbene. Vreau s\u0103-\u0163i zic c\u0103 n-ai v\u0103zut \u00een via\u0163a ta Salvare venind mai prompt \u015fi medici de la urgen\u0163\u0103 ac\u0163ion\u00e2nd mai rapid. ER e mic copil\u2026\u201d
\n\u201e\u015ei mie mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat la bacalaureat\u201d, mi-am amintit eu. \u201eLa un examen oral, pe deasupra. E cel mai eficient mod de a ob\u0163ine 10 din dou\u0103 r\u0103spunsuri.\u201d
\n\u015ei am stat s\u0103 ne amintim care cum s\u00e2ngerase \u00een copil\u0103rie. \u00cent\u00e2lnirea dintre dou\u0103 ipohondrii \u00eenfr\u0103\u0163ite e \u00eentotdeauna un lucru frumos. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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