\u00cenainte s\u0103-mi abunzi c\u0103su\u0163a po\u015ftal\u0103 cu preten\u0163ii, te rog mult, ia seama ce pot eu oferi. Nu-mi cere chestii care nu-mi stau nici mie cu putin\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
A) NU-S BANC\u0102. Nu-mi cere finan\u0163\u0103ri. Dac\u0103 aveam bani de finan\u0163\u0103ri, m\u0103 finan\u0163am \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pe mine, \u00een mult mai multe proiecte dec\u00e2t duc acum la bun sf\u00e2r\u015fit. Ai ghicit, fix din lips\u0103 de finan\u0163\u0103ri de la oameni care chiar au putirin\u0163a de a finan\u0163a. <\/p>\n
B) NU-S EDITUR\u0102 \u015eI NICI REDACTOR-\u015eEF. Deci nu-mi cere s\u0103-\u0163i public texte. Poate \u00een trecut, c\u00e2nd eram freelancer \u015fi colaboram la c\u00e2te patru reviste deodat\u0103, \u00een epoca de aur c\u00e2nd reportajele se pl\u0103teau cu o sut\u0103 cincizeci – dou\u0103 de euro, \u00ee\u0163i puteam face lipeli. Nu mai e cazul. E mai important pentru mine s\u0103 m\u0103 concentrez pe proiecte de autor \u015fi mul\u0163i redactori-\u015fefi de atunci s-au schimbat. \u015ei, oops, uitasem s\u0103 men\u0163ionez, nu-s nici impresarul t\u0103u. Nu doar c\u0103 nu-s impresarul t\u0103u, dar caut \u015fi eu impresar eficient. <\/p>\n
C) NU-S YOUR GIRL NEXT DOOR. Deci, nu, nu ie\u015fim la cafea, nu ie\u015fim la suc, nu \u00ee\u0163i dau num\u0103rul meu de telefon. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 cuno\u015fti personal, ai ocazia pe 26 februarie, la ora 19.00, la C\u0103rture\u015fti. <\/p>\n
\u00cen rest, pot s\u0103 te ajut cu p\u0103reri, \u00ee\u0163i dau interviu dac\u0103 mi-l ceri, f\u0103r\u0103 arogan\u0163e \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 fi\u0163e, \u00ee\u0163i pot scrie c\u00e2te un text, chiar \u015fi gratuit, dac\u0103 ai argumente s\u0103 m\u0103 convingi. Important e s\u0103 nu pretinzi toate astea de parc\u0103 \u0163i s-ar datora. S\u0103 nu dai cu pumnul \u00een mas\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-mi explici ce pot face eu pentru tine, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Da, \u015ftiu exact ce pot face pentru tine, \u00eentrebarea este: de ce a\u015f vrea s\u0103 fac asta? Iar tu trebuie s\u0103 ai un r\u0103spuns valabil. <\/p>\n
DRAG\u0102 INTERNETULE, POATE E O SURPRIZ\u0102 PENTRU TINE, DAR NIMENI NU-\u0162I DATOREAZ\u0102 NIMIC. DE ACEEA, DAC\u0102 VREI CEVA, \u015eI VREI S\u0102 \u015eI OB\u0162II ACEL CEVA, \u00ceNVA\u0162\u0102 S\u0102 CERI CU RESPECT \u015eI CU APRECIERE PENTRU EVENTUALUL EFORT. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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