{"id":6294,"date":"2013-03-04T22:16:58","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T22:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6294"},"modified":"2013-03-04T22:16:58","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T22:16:58","slug":"imaginea-tarisoarei-noastre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/imaginea-tarisoarei-noastre\/","title":{"rendered":"“Imaginea \u0163\u0103ri\u015foarei noastre”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Disclaimer: Textul care urmeaz\u0103 va avea un con\u0163inut ridicat de pul\u0103. Care are probleme \u00a0cu pula, rog x din col\u0163. Exerci\u0163iile de constatare a evidentului pe un ton surprins, gen: “Oh, scrii cu pul\u0103, vaaai, ce ur\u00e2t” se r\u0103spl\u0103tesc cu mui anticipate. \u0162i-a trecut doar prin g\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 d\u0103sc\u0103le\u015fti c\u0103 fetele cumin\u0163i nu scriu cu mui? Consider\u0103 c\u0103 ai supt deja basculanta de pule de rigoare.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Azi, dup\u0103\u00a0Pozi\u0163ia copilului,\u00a0<\/em>conferin\u0163\u0103 de pres\u0103. Lumea, t\u0103cut\u0103, savura emo\u0163ia postfactum. \u015ei se treze\u015fte din curul s\u0103lii un retardat sinistru s\u0103 \u00eentrebe: “Dar de ce face\u0163i numai filme care stric\u0103 imaginea \u0163\u0103ri\u015foarei?”<\/p>\n

Am t\u0103cut, pentru c\u0103 eram \u00eenc\u0103 sub impactul emo\u0163iei. Dar acum, c\u0103-s doar sub impactul a dou\u0103 beri, promit solemn: DAC\u0102 VREUN RETARDAT DE ZIARIST MAI ADUCE ARGUMENTUL IMAGINEA \u0162\u0102RI\u015eOAREI \u00ceN ACEEA\u015eI SAL\u0102 CU MINE, \u00ceI FAC POD DE PULE P\u00c2N\u0102 \u00ceNAPOI \u00ceN GR\u0102DINI\u0162A DE HANDICAPA\u0162I DE UNDE L-AU SC\u0102PAT. Asuma\u0163i-v\u0103 asta. Nu m\u0103 invita\u0163i la conferin\u0163e de pres\u0103 dac\u0103 nu vre\u0163i s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple asta.<\/p>\n

Orice om care a dep\u0103\u015fit propozi\u0163ia “Ana are mere” \u00een abecedar \u015ftie c\u0103 o oper\u0103 de art\u0103 se face atunci c\u00e2nd pe autor \u00eel preseaz\u0103 o anumit\u0103 \u00a0poveste \u015fi simte nevoia s-o spun\u0103. Numitul autor nu e Elena Udrea, s\u0103 fac\u0103 frunz\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i promoveze \u0163ie imaginea bun\u0103 a \u0163\u0103ri\u015foarei. Simpla presupunere c\u0103 ar fi a\u015fa merit\u0103 o ghirland\u0103 de sloboz pe amigdalele celui care a venit cu inep\u0163ia.<\/p>\n

Deci, omul are de zis povestea care-l intereseaz\u0103 pe el. INDIVIDUAL. De obicei, un context. INDIVIDUAL \u015eI \u0102LA. Cu ni\u015fte personaje. INDIVIDUALIZATE. Numai un cretin care respir\u0103 pe cur \u015fi se cac\u0103 pe nas poate deduce c\u0103 “to\u0163i rom\u00e2nii e ho\u0163i”, “to\u0163i rom\u00e2nii e curve” \u015fi “to\u0163i rom\u00e2nii e cretini”, din mesajul unui film. A\u015fa, mai mult stric\u0103 el imaginea \u0163\u0103rii, insinu\u00e2nd prin aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare c\u0103 to\u0163i jurnali\u015ftii dau cu st\u00e2ngu-n dreptul \u015fi beau ap\u0103 pe urechi de oligofreni ce sunt.<\/p>\n

Frate, nimeni n-a v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103 Gangs of New York<\/em>\u00a0\u015fi \u015fi-a zis \u00een secunda a doua: “Uite, o poveste cu care porcul de Scorsese stric\u0103 imaginea Statelor Unite”. Nimeni n-a v\u0103zut\u00a0\u00c0 bout de souffle\u00a0<\/i>\u015fi \u015fi-a zis “Tulaai, cum stric\u0103 Godard imaginea Fran\u0163ei”. Nimeni n-a v\u0103zut\u00a0Salo \/ Cele 120 de zile ale Sodomei\u00a0<\/em>\u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se cace pe sine \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat, c\u0103 Pasolini poce\u015fte magnifica imagine a Italiei. Numai voi trebuie s\u0103 fi\u0163i lepre sinistru \u00a0de retardate \u015fi s\u0103 rata\u0163i taman esen\u0163ialul, \u015fi anume ideea c\u0103 arta nu trebuie s\u0103 construiasc\u0103 o imagine la modul “Rom\u00e2nia e toat\u0103 perfect\u0103”, ci la modul “Uite ce arti\u015fti buni \u015fi expresivi avem”??<\/p>\n

Apoi, dragi cretini: orice form\u0103 de art\u0103 care porne\u015fte de la un story trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u00een centru ni\u015fte oameni cu o problem\u0103. Dac\u0103 oamenii sunt hepi, serafici, \u015fi nici \u00een cur nu-i doare, de ce s\u0103 te ui\u0163i la ei dou\u0103 ore? Povestea lor e interesant\u0103 tocmai pentru c\u0103 omul vrea s\u0103 afle ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een continuare. \u015ei cu c\u00e2t \u0163elul e mai dificil de atins, cu at\u00e2t ca\u015fti gura mai abitir. O fi complicat?<\/p>\n

Concluzia: Dac\u0103 v\u0103 freac\u0103 grija de imaginea \u0163\u0103ri\u015foarei, afla\u0163i de la mine c\u0103 e ameliorabil\u0103. Dac\u0103 ciordi\u0163i mai pu\u0163in \u015fi excreta\u0163i mai pu\u0163ine retarzenii, brusc o s\u0103 p\u0103rem mai cinsti\u0163i \u015fi mai inteligen\u0163i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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