{"id":63,"date":"2008-01-21T01:38:35","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T22:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/21\/ce-cauta-lumea-pe-google\/"},"modified":"2008-01-21T01:38:35","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T22:38:35","slug":"ce-cauta-lumea-pe-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-cauta-lumea-pe-google\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce caut\u0103 lumea pe Google…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…\u015fi ajunge pe <\/strong>http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com<\/strong><\/font><\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tuturor ne place s\u0103 ne min\u0163im c\u0103 lumea care vine la noi pe blog, vine din curiozitate fa\u0163\u0103 de noi. \u015fi v\u0103z\u00e2nd, pe c\u00e2nd eram o utilizatoare inocent\u0103 a blogului yahoo, c\u00e2te 1000 – 1500 de vizualiz\u0103ri pe zi, tr\u0103iam fericit\u0103 cu iluzia c\u0103 exist\u0103 1000 de oameni care m\u0103 iubesc \u015fi m\u0103 citesc ca pe ochii din cap. (\u00eenainte s\u0103 s\u0103ri\u0163i: buey, o mie de vizualiz\u0103ri \u00eenseamn\u0103 300-400 de oameni, c\u0103 o parte mai dau \u015fi pagina, o parte mai \u015fi revin: era o autoironie.)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dar wordpress-ul \u00ee\u0163i dezv\u0103luie, f\u0103r\u0103 menajamente, gug\u0103lelile care au dus lumea de nas p\u00e2n\u0103 la tine. Iat\u0103 ce (n-)a g\u0103sit lumea pe blogul meu – \u015fi nici n-o s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n

“pule mici” – a\u015fa p\u0103rere proast\u0103 ave\u0163i despre noi?…<\/strong><\/p>\n

“ce se poart\u0103 \u00een 2008”, presupun c\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e \u00een categoria de mai sus (\u015fi men\u0163ionez, aceste dou\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103ri apar \u00een fiecare zi, deci, cineva caut\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi pule mici – probabil pt. a se \u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103ta singur c\u0103 nu e dracu’ chiar a\u015fa de negru – , respectiv altcineva e obsedat s\u0103 fie la corent cu fa\u015fonu’, c\u0103 altfel nu \u0163ine figura.)<\/strong><\/p>\n

“drama pulii” – semn c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc de scris piese de teatru. \u00a0Sau s\u0103 dramatizez pove\u015fti de Ion Creang\u0103…<\/strong><\/p>\n

“eseuri scurte de dragoste” – sorry! mie nu \u00eemi plac dec\u00e2t lungi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

“obiceiuri de art\u0103 popular\u0103” – looool!<\/strong><\/p>\n

“cum s\u0103 ghicim \u00een bobi” – cu art\u0103 \u015fi \u00eendem\u00e2nare. doar nu vre\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u00e2nd secretele mele?<\/strong><\/p>\n

“lorena lupu goal\u0103” – eh, asta e deja o insult\u0103!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

“dragoste oarb\u0103” – ooof, cine mai crede azi \u00een dragoste oarb\u0103, frate? Azi, \u00een zilele contractului prenup\u0163ial??<\/strong><\/p>\n

“r\u0103zvan mazilu” – jur c\u0103 nu e la mine. c\u0103uta\u0163i prin vecini.<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u00e2ine poim\u00e2ine, blogul meu va oferi r\u0103spunsul la fascinanta \u00eentrebare: “cine-a-nfipt cu\u0163itu-n geam, \u015fi de c\u00e2\u0163i poli\u0163i\u015fti a fost nevoie s\u0103-l extrag\u0103 de acolo”. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci… stay tuned and don’t be a stranger!<\/strong><\/p>\n

P.S. Am pus avertisment pe peretele blogului. Nu posta\u0163i injurii, c\u0103 oricum moderez comentariile, \u015fi n-o s\u0103 treac\u0103. De ce sunte\u0163i b\u0103ie\u0163ei \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2na\u0163i? I’m going to spank your nasty asses!\u00a0 \ud83d\ude1b<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…\u015fi ajunge pe http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com. Tuturor ne place s\u0103 ne min\u0163im c\u0103 lumea care vine la noi pe blog, vine din curiozitate fa\u0163\u0103 de noi....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[201],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-lolz"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}