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<\/p>\nPata de culoare, \u015fi a\u015f zice, de \u00a0adipozitate, a Veveri\u0163elor Vesele e Petru\u0163a. Prietenii \u00eei zic Petru\u0163a Grasa. Iar eu sunt fan. Maaaare, mare fan.<\/p>\n
Ea e Petru\u0163a.<\/p>\n
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Una dintre scenele pe care i le preg\u0103tesc este: <\/p>\n
-Ce bine ar\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0163i! Pata de culoare, \u015fi a\u015f zice, de \u00a0adipozitate, a Veveri\u0163elor Vesele e Petru\u0163a. Prietenii \u00eei zic Petru\u0163a Grasa. Iar eu sunt fan. Maaaare, mare...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nTonul \u0103sta lingu\u015fitor \u015fi delicios de lipsit de coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103 este al celei de-a doua Dudette care m\u0103 tortureaz\u0103 sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, Estelle, sau \u015etefan, dup\u0103 cum \u00eel \u015ftiu vecinii, \u00een cele dou\u0103-trei luni pe care le petrece \u00een c\u00e2te un apartament \u00eenchiriat \u00een prip\u0103.
\n\u2014Iar ai un atac de panic\u0103?
\n\u2014Nu \u015ftiu, sora mea, ce-i cu mine! Cred c\u0103 am o problem\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate! Uite, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 am citit pe un blog c\u0103 frate-su blog\u0103rului, om normal cu cas\u0103 \u015fi firm\u0103, a c\u0103zut \u00eentr-o zi pe jos. Avea tumoare pe creier, sora mea! Poate am \u015fi eu tumoare pe creier, c\u0103 uite, altfel nu s-ar explica faptul c\u0103 uit mereu pa\u015fii \u015fi am a\u015fa un melancolism.
\n\u2014O melancolie, poate.
\n\u2014Sora mea, ai spiritul poetic al unui sac de cartofi. F\u0103ceam un joc de cuvinte. O melancolie o ai \u015fi-\u0163i trece; un melancolism e a\u015fa, pe termen lung, o nesf\u00e2r\u015fire, m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi.
\n\u00cen acest moment, ai dou\u0103 op\u0163iuni: s-o iei pe Estelle la refec, s-o trimi\u0163i la ea \u00een cabin\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i vezi de treaba ta \u2013 cu garan\u0163ia unui spectacol e\u015fuat \u2013 sau s\u0103 faci pe mama r\u0103ni\u0163ilor, s\u0103-i promi\u0163i c\u0103 te duci m\u00e2ine cu el la oncologie \u015fi s\u0103 recapitulezi a optzecea oar\u0103 ni\u015fte pa\u015fi ridicol de simpli, la finalul c\u0103rora, tu, donjuanul \u00een travesti, te arunci \u00een bra\u0163ele a\u015fa-zisei femei.
\n\u2014S\u0103 nu te la\u015fi greu, ofteaz\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 simt a\u015faaaa de sl\u0103bit\u0103.
\n\u2014Nu m\u0103 las greu niciodat\u0103.
\nNiciodat\u0103 nu l-am sunat pe Estelle, a doua zi dup\u0103 show, s\u0103-mi respect promisiunea de a-l \u00eenso\u0163i la oncolog; dar nici el pe mine. Cancerul lui la creier apare doar cu o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 \u00eenaintea spectacolului \u015fi dispare \u015fters de demachiantul scump, anti-fatigue.
\n\u2014N-ai prefera s\u0103 schimb\u0103m \u015fi s\u0103 sar \u00een bra\u0163ele altcuiva? \u00eel \u00eentreb \u00een timp ce m\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rte, gem\u00e2nd ca un muribund g\u0103l\u0103gios din piese de teatru clasice montate undeva \u00een provincie, de o trup\u0103 de contabile amatoare.
\nGeam\u0103tul dispare printre icnete de indignare.
\n\u2014C\u00e2t v\u0103 mai bate\u0163i joc de un biet bolnav!? Auzi acolo, s\u0103 m\u0103 schimbe! Ce-i asta, sora mea, discriminare? Nu ave\u0163i voie s\u0103 v\u0103 dispensa\u0163i a\u015fa de mine, e inuman!
\nScoate un \u015ferve\u0163el \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u015fi tamponeze fruntea. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"