Timi\u015foara e un ora\u015f splendid. Numai bun s\u0103 te plimbi prin el de diminea\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, ba chiar \u015fi noaptea p\u00e2n\u0103 la trei, \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care a doua zi ai tren la \u015fase diminea\u0163a. <\/p>\n
Dar nu \u00een\u0163eleg comer\u0163ul timi\u015forean. Pe bune. <\/p>\n
Eu, c\u00e2nd ies din blocul meu, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 vreau past\u0103 de din\u0163i, am instant trei op\u0163iuni f\u0103r\u0103 ca m\u0103car s\u0103 dau col\u0163ul str\u0103zii: un Mega Image cu vreo zece sortimente de past\u0103 de din\u0163i, un butic al unui turc cu diverse paste de din\u0163i ieftine de tip Blend Ahmed \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 un chio\u015fc al unei rom\u00e2nce grase, care are Colgate “obi\u015fnuit” \u015fi alte c\u00e2teva “obi\u015fnuite”. Nota bene: n-am dat col\u0163ul. Dup\u0103 col\u0163 e un Carrefour Market \u015fi Pia\u0163a Mini\u015f \u015fi alte treizeci de magazina\u015fe pe l\u00e2ng\u0103. <\/p>\n
Ei, \u00een Timi\u015foara, mergi pe str\u0103zi luuuungi, interminabile, \u015fi nu dai de nici un magazin. Nada! P\u00e2n\u0103 am g\u0103sit un loc s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r trei nessuri pentru-d\u0103-diminea\u0163\u0103, am crezut c\u0103 \u00eennebunesc. Dac\u0103 mama face cl\u0103tite \u015fi i se termin\u0103 gemul, unde trimite kopkilu’ s\u0103-i mai aduc\u0103 un borcan?<\/p>\n
\u015ei s\u0103 nu dea dracu’ s\u0103 te plimbi haihui prin urbe cu prietenii, noaptea la dou\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103 pofte\u015fti brusc la o bere. Vei colinda \u00een van 45 de minute p\u00e2n\u0103 la o benzin\u0103rie, al c\u0103rei patron garantat va avea bust de bronz \u00een calitate de “omul care a inventat nonstopul”, s\u0103 o po\u0163i cump\u0103ra. <\/p>\n
Pe bune, timi\u015foreni, voi ce m\u00e2nca\u0163i? Restaurante ave\u0163i berechet, dar omul nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi la restaurant. Chiar \u015fi eu, care ur\u0103sc s\u0103 g\u0103tesc, poftesc uneori la dou\u0103 ou\u0103 ochiuri \u015fi o ro\u015fie. \u015ei cobor din bloc. Intru \u00een chio\u015fc sau \u00een Mega, cump\u0103r dou\u0103 ou\u0103, o ro\u015fie, m\u0103 duc acas\u0103 \u015fi fac ochiuri. \u00cen Timi\u015foara, n-ai cum. Trebuie s\u0103 ba\u0163i patru str\u0103zi, \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti un chio\u015fc, nu e sigur c\u0103 are ou\u0103 \u015fi \/ sau ro\u015fii. Care-i faza? <\/p>\n
La voi, dac\u0103 se accidenteaz\u0103 cineva \u00een afara office hours, vine salvarea s\u0103-l ia? <\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd am ajuns la Cluj a doua zi \u015fi am v\u0103zut puzderia de magazine, magazina\u015fe, magazinele, magazinoaie, am r\u0103suflat u\u015furat\u0103. A\u015faaaa daaaaa. A doua zi, noaptea la patru, c\u00e2nd am ajuns la hotelul clujean, de\u015fi aveam tren diminea\u0163a la nou\u0103, mi-am cump\u0103rat o bere chiar dintr-un nonstop aflat l\u00e2ng\u0103 hotel. \u015ei gestul \u0103sta m\u0103runt, care mi se p\u0103rea de obicei o normalitate, mi s-a p\u0103rut atunci un miracol. <\/p>\n
Morala: b\u0103i, \u0103\u015ftia cu condi\u0163ii de trai decente, habar n-ave\u0163i ce noroco\u015fi sunte\u0163i. Recomand oricui c\u00e2te o experien\u0163\u0103 de-asta, s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e s\u0103 aprecieze ce are la nas. \u015ei atunci n-o s\u0103 ne mai pl\u00e2ngem c\u0103 nu ne iube\u015fte M\u0103rioara, sau c\u0103 a venit metroul cu dou\u0103 minute \u00eent\u00e2rziere. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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