“V\u0103leu, \u015fi s\u0103 vezi a\u015fa \u015fi pe dincolo c\u0103 nu m\u0103 iube\u015fte \u015fi c\u0103 nu-mi pl\u0103te\u015fte salariul \u015fi c\u0103-mi d\u0103 note mici \u015fi c\u0103 nu m-a luat \u00a0la casting \u015fi c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 lucrez la rela\u0163ia noastr\u0103”.\u00a0<\/p>\n
R\u0103spunsul e unul singur: sugi pula cu c\u0103ldur\u0103 \u015fi abnega\u0163ie. Iat\u0103 de ce.\u00a0<\/p>\n
V\u0103ic\u0103riciul e ca acel singur idiot din sala de sport care, c\u00e2nd restul e la a 75-a genuflexiune, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se vaiete \u015fi deconcentreaz\u0103 tot grupul. Iar \u0163ie \u00a0\u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103-i fu\u0163i mama at\u00e2t de \u00a0profund, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-i g\u00e2dili amigdalele de jos \u00een sus.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 \u015fi v\u0103ic\u0103riciul, \u015fi singurul idiot din sala de sport \u00ee\u015fi imagineaz\u0103 c\u0103 numai lor le e greu. C\u0103 numai ei au bani nelua\u0163i \u015fi numai pe ei nu-i iube\u015fte cine ar trebui \u015fi etc. \u015ei c\u0103 restul lumii, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eendur\u0103 cu stoicism propriul chin \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 treac\u0103 peste el cu elegan\u0163\u0103, s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u0163easc\u0103 f\u0103ptura \u015fi performan\u0163ele, mai e obligat s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 \u015fi cretinismele \u0103luia care are impresia c\u0103 devine mai special dac\u0103 se vaiet\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n
E\u015fti cumva v\u0103ic\u0103rici \u015fi sau idiotul din sala de sport? OK. Afl\u0103 de la mine c\u0103 nimeni nu e sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 fericit. C\u0103 to\u0163i avem minim un schelet \u00een dulap. Dar, \u00ceMPULA MEA, unii vrem s\u0103 evolu\u0103m \u015fi s\u0103 mergem \u00eenainte. Nu s\u0103 batem pasul pe loc, l\u0103f\u0103indu-ne \u00een propria nefericire ca porcul \u00een n\u0103mol.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u015ei dac\u0103 noi ne impunem s\u0103 g\u0103sim motive care s\u0103 ne \u00eendemne s\u0103 s\u0103rim voios din pat diminea\u0163a, \u015fi ne \u00a0lupt\u0103m cu efortul crizei economice \u015fi cu jdemii de c\u0103caturi, fix v\u0103ic\u0103reala ta de om decis s\u0103 stagneze \u00een balta de sloboz nu ne lipse\u015fte. “F\u0103 un pas \u015fi ie\u015fi din balta de sloboz”. “Dar nu consider c\u0103 este \u00a0o solu\u0163ie!” “Atunci, \u00een pula mea, \u00eeneac\u0103-te-n ea! Mori!”\u00a0<\/p>\n
Iar cu rela\u0163iile nefunc\u0163ionale, treaba e foarte simpl\u0103. To\u0163i avem o list\u0103 de nevoi de la cel\u0103lalt. Rela\u0163ia perfect\u0103 e cea echilibrat\u0103, unde fiecare ofer\u0103 ce simte c\u0103-i trebuie \u00a0celuilalt. Vezi c\u0103 cel\u0103lalt e un cretin obtuz \/ o cretin\u0103 obtuz\u0103 care nu te ia nici mort \/ moart\u0103 \u00een serios? C\u0103 nevoile tale nu-l\/ n-o intereseaz\u0103, orice ai face tu s\u0103 le satisfaci pe ale lui \/ ei? Flit \/ jet \u015fi o basculant\u0103 de mui, restart \u015fi gata. Un om care-\u0163i accept\u0103 nevoile \u0163ine cont de ele din prima \u015fi lucrul \u0103sta nu se schimb\u0103. \u0102la pe care-l doare la basc\u0103 trebuie ejectat subit.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Din punctul \u0103sta de vedere, Radu Afrim e profesorul meu. Radu Afrim nu st\u0103, la el pe wall, s\u0103-i explice cretinului c\u0103 \u00a0e cretin \u015fi r\u0103uvoitorului c\u0103 e r\u0103uvoitor. Diagnosticheaz\u0103 cretin\u0103tatea \u015fi reaua-voin\u0163\u0103 la prima citire, realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 n-are cu cine, d\u0103 eject din list\u0103 \u015fi block. E de aplicat \u015fi \u00een via\u0163\u0103. A\u015fa, nu r\u0103m\u00e2i dec\u00e2t cu energia pozitiv\u0103 \u015fi nu ai de ce s\u0103-\u0163i ucizi semenii cu v\u0103ic\u0103real\u0103 sinistr\u0103 \u015fi demolatoare.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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