M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu ea prima \u00a0oar\u0103 prin \u015fcoal\u0103, unde o anumit\u0103 categorie de cretinei te \u00eembr\u00e2nceau, te tr\u0103geau de cozi, te agresau cu remarci, apoi \u00eencepeau s\u0103-\u0163i dea t\u00e2rcoale. \u015ei m-am \u00eentrebat \u00eenc\u0103 de atunci: “C\u00e2t de cretin s\u0103 fie cineva s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 agresivitatea \u015fi violen\u0163a sunt tentante? E ca \u015fi cum mi-a\u015f vomita eu pe rochie, s\u0103 sper c\u0103 a\u015fa devin mai sexy pentru \u0103ia din jur.”<\/p>\n
Mi-am zis: copiii sunt \u00a0pro\u015fti. Cresc \u015fi le trece.<\/p>\n
Apoi mi-am c\u0103utat primele chirii. Primele colabor\u0103ri. Primele joburi. \u015ei am constatat c\u0103 multora nu le trece. O bun\u0103 parte din b\u0103rba\u0163ii maturi continu\u0103 s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 agresivitatea \u015fi \u0163\u0103r\u0103neala, urmate de libidino\u015fenie, sunt\u00a0the sure win<\/em>.<\/p>\n Conform c\u0103rei logici? stau eu \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb. De \u00a0ce ar crede un \u00a0ins adult \u015fi declarat func\u0163ional de c\u0103tre societate \u00a0c\u0103 abordarea de traist\u0103 poate \u00a0st\u00e2rni altceva dec\u00e2t repulsie? Ai stabilit din prima raportul: unul \u00een care tu e\u015fti megana\u015fpet iar eu voi face tot posibilul s\u0103 interac\u0163ionez c\u00e2t mai pu\u0163in cu tine, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi displac bovinele. Atunci, de \u00a0ce vii tot tu s\u0103 ba\u0163i apropouri? Nu e cumva evident c\u0103 \u0163\u0103r\u0103neala e ca \u015fi cum s-ar duce badea Ion la pia\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 ro\u015fii, \u015fi le-ar pune \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 pe cele mai putrede, \u00eempu\u0163ite \u015fi coclite?<\/p>\n \u015ei totu\u015fi, exist\u0103 at\u00e2\u0163ia boi care fac chestia asta. Vreau s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg: ce-i \u00een mintea lor? Ce presupun ei c\u0103 se na\u015fte \u00een cel\u0103lalt ca reac\u0163ie la m\u00e2rl\u0103nie, altceva dec\u00e2t nevoia de bocanc \u00een bot? Altceva dec\u00e2t “never in this \u00a0lifetime, retard! die bleeding”?<\/p>\n \u015ei dac\u0103 i-ai ar\u0103tat deja unui bou c\u0103 metoda mitoc\u0103neasc\u0103 nu \u0163ine cu tine, de ce crede boul c\u0103 solu\u0163ia e “\u015fi mai mult\u0103 mitoc\u0103nie”? S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 te \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u015fti de \u00a0o form\u0103 nou\u0103 de \u00a0r\u0103ceal\u0103. Iei un paracetamol, observi c\u0103 nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. C\u00c2T DE PROST S\u0102 FII, S\u0102 CREZI C\u0102 SOLU\u0162IA E S\u0102 IEI O CUTIE \u00ceNTREAG\u0102 DIN CEVA CARE S-A DOVEDIT INEFICIENT?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu ea prima \u00a0oar\u0103 prin \u015fcoal\u0103, unde o anumit\u0103 categorie de cretinei te \u00eembr\u00e2nceau, te tr\u0103geau de cozi, te agresau cu remarci,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}