{"id":66,"date":"2008-01-25T01:30:06","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T22:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=66"},"modified":"2008-01-25T01:30:06","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T22:30:06","slug":"cine-a-inventat-televizorul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cine-a-inventat-televizorul\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine a inventat televizorul?"},"content":{"rendered":"

…\u00eentreab\u0103 cu nespus\u0103 inocen\u0163\u0103 o c\u0103utare de pe gug\u0103l ajuns\u0103 pe blogul meu (Ce alte imbecilit\u0103\u0163i caut\u0103 lumea, pentru a se pomeni, nici ei nu \u015ftiu de ce, pe “La Nouvelle Sappho”. La nouvelle, nu la telenovelle, da?)<\/p>\n

O.k. Asta e o introducere la o po\u015ftare frumoas\u0103 \u015fi poetic\u0103, despre\u00a0sportul care m\u0103 face s\u0103 m\u0103 dezbrac de caracter \u015fi s\u0103 urlu “bravo, b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103!” respectiv “futu-\u0163i-o pe m\u0103-ta aia proast\u0103 \u00een amigdale!” mai ceva dec\u00e2t un microbist \u00eenr\u0103it. (microbist, adic\u0103 infestat cu microbul fotbalului p\u00e2n\u0103 uit\u0103 de sine. Eu uit de mine c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit la patinaj artistic.) “Bravooo, b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103” e o s\u0103ritur\u0103 genial\u0103 sau o \u00eentrupare mi\u015fto de personaj pe ghea\u0163\u0103, luatul amigdalelor \u00een pul\u0103 se petrece c\u00e2nd mai cade unu’ \u00een cap. Sau \u00een popou. La \u00eenceputul concursului, desfac un iaurt, s\u0103 m\u0103 redresez cu calciul. La sf\u00e2r\u015fitul concursului, iaurtul e gol, iar motanul se linge satisf\u0103cut pe must\u0103\u0163i. \u015ei pe l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 de la jum\u0103tatea cutiei \u00eencolo, am observat eu \u00een pauza publicitar\u0103, e cu schepsis: nu ajunge cu botul, bag\u0103 laba. \u015ei a\u015fa se duce calciul meu pe apa s\u00e2mbetei.<\/p>\n

Buuuon, revenind: dac\u0103 ave\u0163i \u015fi Eurosport, \u015fi TVR2, \u015fi timp, \u015fi pasiune, \u015fi dorin\u0163a de a lua de bun sfatul unei obsedate oarecare, accepta\u0163i sfatul meu: uita\u0163i-v\u0103 la Eurosport. Pentru c\u0103 englezii de acolo comenteaz\u0103 pu\u0163in \u015fi la obiect. \u015ei ce-i mai important: NU COMENTEAZ\u0102 \u00ceN TIMPUL EVOLU\u0162IEI SPORTIVULUI, CI \u00ceNAINTE SAU DUP\u0102!!<\/font><\/p>\n

Dou\u0103 la m\u00e2n\u0103: comenteaz\u0103 sobru, nu fac specula\u0163ii idioate, \u015fi nu vorbesc despre al\u0163i sportivi \u00een timp ce evolueaz\u0103 ixulete. Spre deosebire de ai no\u015ftri care… unde e\u015fti, \u0162opesculeeeee?<\/p>\n

\u00cen seara asta, proba masculin\u0103 a fost comentat\u0103 de doi. Doi mari \u015fi la\u0163i. Doi din care curgeau inep\u0163iile ca din robinet. B\u0103i fra\u0163ilor, alea c\u00e2teva minute sunt ca un moment de magie, da? Pe care voi mi-l fute\u0163i sistematic cu: “Aici s-a dezechilibrat, ceea ce \u00eei mai aduce o sc\u0103dere de zero virgul\u0103 nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2te puncte, \u015fi asta \u00eei d\u0103 un plus de…” B\u0103h popor! Eu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d SPORTIVUL EVOLU\u00c2ND \u015eI S\u0102 GUST MAGIA ACTULUI ARTISTIC, nu s\u0103-mi b\u0103ga\u0163i voi mie \u00een ochi c\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i regulamentul \u015fi s\u0103-mi negocia\u0163i puncte a\u015fa cum fac eu c\u00e2nd ies de la supermarket citind bonul \u015fi calcul\u00e2nd frenetic: opt \u015fi cu cinci face trei\u015fpe, merge unu mai departe…<\/p>\n

Apoooi… inep\u0163ii de-mi : Campionatele de la Goteborg, care vor avea loc la Goteborg (s\u0103 mori tu? eu credeam c\u0103 aceste campionate de la Goteborg vor avea loc la At\u00e2rna\u0163ii de Deal!) sau “Diferen\u0163ele nu sunt foarte mari… dar nu sunt nici foarte mici” (altfel spus, sunt numa’ bune ) sau “Starea lui – a unuia mai capricios – oscileaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00een sus, c\u00e2nd \u00een jos”. (Ce \u00eencepe cu p… \u015fi se termn\u0103 cu …ul\u0103, \u015fi se b\u0103l\u0103ng\u0103ne ritmic? Penduuuul\u0103!)<\/p>\n

\u015ei comentarii pe l\u00e2ng\u0103. \u015ei evoc\u0103ri din istoria patinajului exact c\u00e2nd \u0103la b\u0103ga combina\u0163ii de triple. Sau c\u00e2nd f\u0103cea pirueta minune. Uneori m\u0103 \u00eentrebam dac\u0103 \u0103ia v\u0103d ce v\u0103d \u015fi eu, sau stau \u00eentr-o cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103, la o horinc\u0103, \u015fi zic ce le trece prin cap. Apoi re\u00eencepeau… uite, s-a dezechilibrat, ceea ce e minus un punct… \u015ei iar \u00eemi aminteam de supermarket.<\/p>\n

De ce s\u0103 comentezi un sport pe care nu \u00eel sim\u0163i, c\u00e2nd exist\u0103 at\u00e2tea lucruri utile societ\u0103\u0163ii, pe care le po\u0163i face cu brio???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…\u00eentreab\u0103 cu nespus\u0103 inocen\u0163\u0103 o c\u0103utare de pe gug\u0103l ajuns\u0103 pe blogul meu (Ce alte imbecilit\u0103\u0163i caut\u0103 lumea, pentru a se pomeni, nici ei...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,103,264,325],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-alte-aberatii","tag-comentatori","tag-patinaj","tag-televiziune"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}