Am fost s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nile trecute la un maraton literar \u015fi, dincolo de virtu\u0163ile artistice mai evidente sau nu ale textelor, m-a oripilat infla\u0163ia de “eu”. Ascultam un text dup\u0103 altul \u015fi, pur \u015fi simplu, mi se scula p\u0103rul \u00een cap. Textele femeilor erau din categoria “ce menstrua\u0163ii cu cheag am avut eu lunile trecute” (adic\u0103 depresii, nenic\u0103, comunicare deficient\u0103, co\u015furi \u015fi orgasme involuntare), iar ale b\u0103rba\u0163ilor, din categoria “c\u00e2te coaie am eu \u00a0\u015fi nu \u015fti\u0163i voi” (“b\u0103utur\u0103 \u015fi femei pentru to\u0163i b\u0103ie\u0163ii mei”).<\/p>\n
\u015ei m-am \u00eentrebat: c\u00e2nd pula calului \u00a0a devenit arta contemporan\u0103 at\u00e2t de ego-obsessed? C\u00e2nd exact \u015fi-a \u00eenfipt capul \u00een propriul cur, at\u00e2t de ad\u00e2nc, \u00eenc\u00e2t personajul \u00eentreg a disp\u0103rut pe acolo?<\/p>\n
Hai s\u0103 nu mai scriem despre noi. \u00cen fond, sem\u0103n\u0103m. Suntem to\u0163i ni\u015fte pulifrici arogan\u0163i care se cred genii \u015fi care sufer\u0103 grav de ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi. \u015ei care au impresia c\u0103 universul le datoreaz\u0103 temenele, iar ei nu trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 nimic pentru asta. Da, \u015ftim, z\u0103 sist\u0103m sucks, sistemul nu ne d\u0103 \u015fanse, femeile prefer\u0103 s\u0103 se fut\u0103 cu oameni cu bani, directorii de teatru vor distribu\u0163ii doar cu angaja\u0163ii, respectiv pun spectacol \u00een seara c\u00e2nd aveai \u015fi tu un ciubuc, v\u00e2nz\u0103torul de la col\u0163 se pi\u015f\u0103 pe premiul t\u0103u “Mihai Eminescu”, etc. etc. Nu mi se pare c\u0103 e nevoie de \u00eenc\u0103 un text, sau zece, sau o sut\u0103, pe subiect.<\/p>\n
Serios, hai s\u0103 \u00eencepem s\u0103 scriem despre al\u0163ii. S\u0103 st\u0103m de vorb\u0103 cu oameni diferi\u0163i de noi \u015fi s\u0103 le afl\u0103m pove\u015ftile. Pun pariu c\u0103 povestea \u0163iganului care pune fermoare \u00een Pia\u0163a Mini\u015f e de zece ori mai interesant\u0103 dec\u00e2t a ta.<\/p>\n
“Cum, exist\u0103 un \u0163igan care pune fermoare \u00een Pia\u0163a Mini\u015f?”<\/p>\n
Ia scoate tu capul din str\u0103fundul propriului t\u0103u cur \u015fi arunc\u0103 ochii \u00een jur. Ai fi mirat s\u0103 descoperi c\u00e2\u0163i oameni mai interesan\u0163i dec\u00e2t tine exist\u0103 pe lume.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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