{"id":6621,"date":"2013-05-06T11:29:31","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T11:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6621"},"modified":"2013-05-06T11:29:31","modified_gmt":"2013-05-06T11:29:31","slug":"niciodata-nu-mi-au-placut-sarbatorile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/niciodata-nu-mi-au-placut-sarbatorile\/","title":{"rendered":"Niciodat\u0103 nu mi-au pl\u0103cut s\u0103rb\u0103torile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Din punctul de vedere al femeilor, s\u0103rb\u0103toarea era, c\u00e2nd eram eu mic\u0103, momentul \u0103la al anului c\u00e2nd munceau de le s\u0103reau ochii din cap, de \u00a0diminea\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, s\u0103 prepare cantit\u0103\u0163i \u00a0impresionante de m\u00e2ncare, de zici c\u0103 \u00a0aveau de hr\u0103nit un regiment de armat\u0103. Apoi, st\u0103teau s\u0103 serveasc\u0103 la mas\u0103, ca ni\u015fte chelneri\u0163e, \u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elegeau nimic din spiritul s\u0103rb\u0103toresc. Dar erau m\u00e2ndre c\u0103 au trecut prin travaliul pascal, sau hibernal. Le ascultam teoriile, c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103rit pe la 20 de ani, \u015fi s\u0103 trec prin munc\u0103 silnic\u0103 \u00een slujba comunit\u0103\u0163ii, de dou\u0103 ori pe an &#8211; \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam cu groaz\u0103: &#8220;de ceeee?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Spre norocul meu uria\u015f, societatea \u00a0s-a schimbat, iar s\u0103rb\u0103torile pot \u00eensemna, foarte simplu, bere \u00een ora\u015f cu prietenii. Sau excursie de dou\u0103 zile la o pensiune \u00a0montan\u0103, cu pisica pe dup\u0103 g\u00e2t. Sau orice alt c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n<p>Dar ce m\u0103 irit\u0103 maxim, la s\u0103rb\u0103tori, e obligativitatea s\u0103 te distrezi. Volens-nolens, you must swap into party mode, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2i mai prejos de al\u0163ii. De ce? De ce s\u0103 mimez c\u0103 m\u0103 distrez, c\u00e2nd mie mi s-a uscat aloe vera din ghiveci \u015fi \u00eei port doliu \u00een suflet? Pe bune, de ce s\u0103 simt c\u0103 e musai-zor-nevoie s\u0103 fac ceva s\u0103rb\u0103toresc, dac\u0103 eu, exact \u00een ziua aia, n-am chef de \u00a0asta?<\/p>\n<p>Poate o s\u0103 vreau asta joia viitoare, \u015fi o s\u0103 vin\u0103 dintr-un impuls sincer, l\u0103untric. &#8220;Hai s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torim!&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;Ce?&#8221; &#8220;PLM, s\u0103rb\u0103torim faptul c\u0103 e o zi frumoas\u0103 de prim\u0103var\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 am cuib de r\u00e2ndunele la geam.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>PS: \u015ei apropo de postarea precedent\u0103: da, am ciclul neregulat. Nici m\u0103car ovarele mele nu vor s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 dup\u0103 calendar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din punctul de vedere al femeilor, s\u0103rb\u0103toarea era, c\u00e2nd eram eu mic\u0103, momentul \u0103la al anului c\u00e2nd munceau de le s\u0103reau ochii din cap,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}