Singurii oameni care m\u0103 acuz\u0103 c\u0103 n-am sim\u0163ul umorului sunt gher\u0163oii sini\u015ftri. \u015eti\u0163i genul. Categoria de individ care \u00eencepe s\u0103 insulte, de cele mai multe ori f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de spirit – c\u0103 un \u00a0om cu spirit n-are nevoie s\u0103 \u00eei insulte pe al\u0163ii ca s\u0103 creeze comedie – apoi, c\u00e2nd \u00eei zici c\u0103 m\u0103-sa e cea mai retardat\u0103 muist\u0103 din univers, \u00eencepe \u00a0s\u0103 te certe – tot el pe tine – c\u0103 n-ai umor.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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Sincer? Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 am acel umor care presupune toleran\u0163a la gher\u0163oial\u0103. Nu-l doresc \u015fi nu inten\u0163ionez s\u0103 m\u0103 antrenez, s\u0103 mi-l dezvolt. Pentru c\u0103 insulta nu e umor. Cel mult umoare. Un ins care nu \u015ftie s\u0103 fie comic dec\u00e2t cu jigniri e de fapt antiumor. De \u00a0obicei, un om antipatic atunci c\u00e2nd \u00a0e neutru devine infinit mai antipatic atunci c\u00e2nd bag\u0103 ofensa la \u00eenaintare.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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\u015ei, da, \u0103la pe care \u00a0l-ai jignit c\u00e2nd ai emis retarzenia decide dac\u0103 e sau nu jignit, nu tu. Deci, “nu te-am jignit” e o imbecilitate. Po\u0163i, cel mult, s\u0103 spui c\u0103 “n-am vrut s\u0103 te jignesc”.<\/p>\n
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Eu nu rezolv nimic dac\u0103 mimez c\u0103 nu-mi vine s\u0103-\u0163i ard bocanci \u00een mecl\u0103, dac\u0103-mi vine. \u015ei, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 eu s\u0103 \u00eenchid ochii la coc\u0103l\u0103real\u0103 agresiv\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 pretind c-a fost \u00a0umor, nu e mai simplu \u015fi util pentru toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i tu cam cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 umorul, \u00een adev\u0103ratul sens al cuv\u00e2ntului?\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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