{"id":667,"date":"2008-12-24T01:36:07","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T22:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2008-12-24T01:36:07","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T22:36:07","slug":"unde-fugim-de-mos-craciun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/unde-fugim-de-mos-craciun\/","title":{"rendered":"Unde fugim de Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mo\u015fule, m\u0103 sc\u00e2rbe\u015fti. Marea majoritate a cadourilor tale nu au nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu omul care sunt eu, \u015fi nici cu ceea ce \u00eemi doresc eu &#8211; e doar forma celor din jur de a bifa o obliga\u0163ie &#8211; aten\u0163ii cump\u0103rate la gr\u0103mad\u0103, &#8220;printre altele&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de colinde cu ghiersuri stupid-siropos-plictisitoare, care nu \u00eemi spun nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de dezastrul ecologic care se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, an de an, c\u00e2nd at\u00e2\u0163ia brazi magnifici \u015fi plini de via\u0163\u0103 sunt uci\u015fi cu brutalitate, \u015fi mul\u0163i din ei zac dezolan\u0163i \u00een co\u015furile de gunoi ale pie\u0163elor, a doua zi dup\u0103 Cr\u0103ciun. biete cadavre ale consumismului. \u00een timp ce stratul de ozon se sub\u0163iaz\u0103 v\u0103z\u00e2nd cu ochii.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de sarmale, c\u00e2rna\u0163i \u015fi caltabo\u015fi &#8211; iar cozonacul mi se pare o bomb\u0103 caloric\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 haz.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de <!--more-->iernile f\u0103r\u0103 z\u0103pad\u0103, datorate efectului de ser\u0103, datorat polu\u0103rii, datorate defri\u015f\u0103rilor care&#8230; (a se citi cu dou\u0103 paragrafe mai sus.)<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de pu\u015ftani r\u0103p\u0103no\u015fi care vin s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i c\u00e2nte de s\u0103rb\u0103tori \u015fi na\u015fterea lui Iisus, \u00ee\u0163i c\u00e2nt\u0103 fals ca porcu&#8217;, habar nu au de versurile colindelor &#8211; dar trag cu ochiul spre portofel.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de f\u0103\u0163\u0103rnicia celor care vor &#8220;s\u0103 fim mai buni de s\u0103rb\u0103tori&#8221;. De ce puii mei nu putem fi mai buni tot anul?<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de pompo\u015fenii ostentative, complet nelalocul lor dac\u0103 st\u0103m s\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim c\u0103 celebreaz\u0103 ziua unuia care s-a n\u0103scut \u00eentr-un staul. B\u0103\u0103\u0103i, dac\u0103 aniversatu&#8217; ar fi vrut pompo\u015fenii, s-ar fi n\u0103scut \u00eentr-un palat, da &#8211; ce-i at\u00e2t de greu de observat?<\/p>\n<p>Mi-e sil\u0103 de vizite protocolare, de excese alimentare, de conversa\u0163ii care nu spun nimic, de tot acest circ penibil numit &#8220;s\u0103rb\u0103torile de iarn\u0103.&#8221; Fug de Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun. \u015ei fug repede &#8211; garantat nu m\u0103 va ajunge din urm\u0103.  Poate m\u0103 ascund \u015fi eu \u00eentr-un staul, s\u0103 caut printre paiele parfumate sau \u00een ochii bl\u00e2nzi ai animalelor, un cr\u00e2mpei din spiritul adev\u0103rat al m\u00e2ntuitorului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mo\u015fule, m\u0103 sc\u00e2rbe\u015fti. Marea majoritate a cadourilor tale nu au nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu omul care sunt eu, \u015fi nici cu ceea ce \u00eemi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}