{"id":671,"date":"2008-12-25T13:21:25","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T10:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=671"},"modified":"2008-12-25T13:21:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T10:21:25","slug":"christmas-top-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/christmas-top-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Top 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cel tot citesc pe <a href=\"http:\/\/mihaibendeac.wordpress.com\">Bendeac<\/a>, r\u00e2d de m\u0103 stric, apoi mintena\u015f m\u0103 apuc\u0103 o ciud\u0103 cu spume, c\u0103z de ce el poa&#8217; s\u0103 fac\u0103 a\u015fa ni\u015fte topuri \u0163apene, iar eu nu. *Moment de jale!*<\/p>\n<p>Bun, acum dup\u0103 momentul de jale, v\u0103 voi bombarda \u015fi eu cu Topul Cr\u0103ciunismelor mele preferate. Sau lua\u0163i-o ca pe un colindat extins. Expandat. Expansiv. \u015ei nu uita\u0163i s\u0103 da\u0163i la colind\u0103tor &#8211; c\u0103 altfel nu v\u0103 merge bine anu&#8217; viitor, o s\u0103 munci\u0163i \u015fi-n weekenduri \u015fi n-o s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 \u0103ia ore suplimentare \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>Dar s\u0103 trecem la Top:<\/p>\n<p>5. The Youngsters &#8211; Christmas in Jail<\/p>\n<p>The Youngsters sunt o forma\u0163ie de negri, cu un sound destul de atipic, dar \u00een orice caz, frumos r\u0103u. Au avut o lung\u0103 \u015fi fulminant\u0103 carier\u0103, ca o forma\u0163ie unit\u0103 ce erau &#8211; \u00eentre 1955-1957. Oricum, au l\u0103sat c\u00e2teva melodii splendide, cum ar fi asta:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cM38kN4AOys?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>4. Tom Lehrer &#8211; A Christmas Carol.<\/p>\n<p>Tom Lehrer are un fizic de Woody Allen. Adic\u0103 se remarc\u0103 prin frumuse\u0163ea interioar\u0103. E unul din t\u0103ticii parodiei \u015fi satirei sociale americane &#8211; \u015fi unul din umori\u015ftii care au dinamitat cli\u015fee c\u00e2t au putut. R\u00e2zi, r\u00e2zi, dar ai senza\u0163ia c\u0103 omul de fapt vorbe\u015fte foarte serios. Bine\u00een\u0163eles, un colind de Cr\u0103ciun din partea lui Tom Lehrer nu poate suna dec\u00e2t a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TSlpCBek1_M?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>3. <!--more-->Ru Paul, cu \u00eentregul album &#8220;Ho Ho Ho&#8221;, dedicat unui Cr\u0103ciun as gay as it gets. Noi \u00eel\/o iubim pe Ru Paul oricum. Pentru c\u0103 Ru Paul e unul din arti\u015ftii super-originali \u015fi coio\u015fi care au ridicat drag performance-ul la nivel de art\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftie s\u0103 se ia singur(\u0103) la mi\u015fto \u015fi&#8230; o, da! pentru c\u0103 are blog. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rupaul.com\/news\/\">Uite-l! <\/a>Se \u015ftie c\u0103 noi, bloggerii, suntem la fel de uni\u0163i ca posesorii de Wolkswagen-uri. \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nBun, dar nu pentru asta l-am situat (am situat-o, s\u0103 nu zic am pus-o \ud83d\ude06 ) pe sexy Ru pe trei, ci pentru c\u0103 vocea lui\/ei catifelat\u0103 are un talent aparte de a reda at\u00e2t umorul unui text demen\u0163ial, c\u00e2t \u015fi atitudinea u\u015for pompoas\u0103, u\u015for copil\u0103reasc\u0103 a interpretului tipic de Christmas Carols. \u00centr-un cuv\u00e2nt: Ru, if you notice you are referred by this page and come to see why: YOU ARE HOT LIKE A RED PEPPER! I LUUUV YOU!<br \/>\nA, \u015fi clipul, parodie a celebrului &#8220;Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Ru Paul, The Red-Nosed Drag Queen&#8221; (de\u015fi am oscilat \u00eendelung \u00eentre \u0103sta \u015fi &#8220;I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause&#8221;. \ud83d\ude1b )<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/s58TMkPx0HE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>2. Evident, nu puteam face un top de Cr\u0103ciun f\u0103r\u0103 a introduce \u00een el \u015fi un artist rom\u00e2n, care a dus colindul pe cele mai \u00eenalte culmi. Adic\u0103, la munte. Dar \u015fi la mare. Mai exact, o artist\u0103, care a revolu\u0163ionat \u00eentreaga dezvoltare a muzicii mileniului trei, printr-o descoperire simpl\u0103: TOT CE AVE\u0162I VOI PRIN CAS\u0102 POATE FI FOLOSIT DREPT ACOMPANIAMENT PENTRU UN COLIND. Vorbesc desigur despre <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adamilea.ro\">Ada Milea<\/a>, \u015fi toate colindele ei cu chei, oale, crati\u0163e, m\u0103turi, creioane \u015fi alte instrumente muzicale similare. Sau la arcu\u015f:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GgPvOMJSfU4?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Buuuun&#8230; \u015ei acum &#8211; my favourite Christmas song of all times.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:26pt;color:red;font-family:&quot;\" lang=\"EN-US\">1<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Surle, tr\u00e2mbi\u0163e, etc! &#8211; \u015fi iat\u0103: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trilulilu.ro\/loremonde\/e14684cdb77fea\">http:\/\/www.trilulilu.ro\/loremonde\/e14684cdb77fea<\/a> \u00a0(pentru c\u0103 trilulilu nu se poate pune pe wordpress. \ud83d\ude41 )<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei explica\u0163ia: nimic, din punctul meu de vedere, nu se compar\u0103 cu vocea inegalabil\u0103 a Ellei Fitzgerald, \u015fi cu suferin\u0163a ei ne\u0163\u0103rmurit\u0103, \u00een momentul \u00een care descoper\u0103 c\u0103 Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun a r\u0103mas \u00een\u0163epenit \u00een hornul ei &#8211; nici chiar sus, dar nici chiar jos. Na belea! &#8211; s\u0103 m\u0103 iesprim a\u015fa \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cel tot citesc pe Bendeac, r\u00e2d de m\u0103 stric, apoi mintena\u015f m\u0103 apuc\u0103 o ciud\u0103 cu spume, c\u0103z de ce el poa&#8217; s\u0103 fac\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}