{"id":6716,"date":"2013-05-23T13:17:33","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T13:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6716"},"modified":"2013-05-23T13:17:33","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T13:17:33","slug":"oamenii-cu-multe-conturi-de-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/oamenii-cu-multe-conturi-de-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Oamenii cu multe conturi de Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sunt genul de om care nu-\u015fi prea bag\u0103 nasul \u00een treaba altuia, c\u00e2t timp treaba altuia nu interfereaz\u0103 cu a lui. C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme apuc\u0103turile bizare ale altuia nu \u00eemi stric\u0103 mie ziua direct, \u00eel las pe om s\u0103 fie el \u00eensu\u015fi, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 ofer \u015fi s\u0103 primesc relaxare.
\nDe aceea nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 nici faptul c\u0103 unii \u00ee\u015fi fac c\u00e2te trei conturi de Facebook. Dac\u0103-s un cont privat, unul de munc\u0103 \u015fi unul de futut (de exemplu, Vasile Ionescu, Gresie Faian\u0163\u0103 Ieftin, Horny Sugar Daddy), \u00een\u0163eleg perfect. E logic.
\nDar uneori omul \u00ee\u015fi face dou\u0103 trei conturi pe urm\u0103torul sistem: Vasile Ionescu, Vasile I, V. Ionescu. Sau, \u015fi mai tare, Vasile Ionescu \u015fi Vasile Ionescu. \u015ei nu vorbim de vreun Vasile Ionescu celebru, care a trebuit s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 un al doilea cont pentru c\u0103 pe primul avea 5000 de prieteni \u015fi 500 de pending requests. Vorbim de un Vasile Ionescu normal, care, s\u0103 urm\u0103m metafora de mai sus, pune gresie \u015fi faian\u0163\u0103. \u015ei care are exact aceia\u015fi 300 de prieteni \u015fi 200 de Bucurenci – Florin Iaru – R\u0103zvan Exarhu – Intelectuali Fini Pe Care D\u0103 Bine S\u0103-i Ai pe ambele conturi. <\/p>\n

OK, repet, nu m\u0103 fute grija c\u0103 ai mai multe conturi identice – e treaba ta ce faci \u015fi de ce. Dar \u00een clipa \u00een care \u00eencepi s\u0103 urli la mine c\u0103 de ce nu-\u0163i dau accept \u015fi pe al doilea cont, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti deja prieten cu primul, ne sup\u0103r\u0103m. <\/p>\n

I mean, frate, e\u015fti \u00een lista mea de prieteni. Ocupi un loc din 5000. C\u0103 a\u015fa au decis Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch, c\u0103 nu am voie peste 5000. De ce vrei tu s\u0103 ocupi dou\u0103 sau chiar trei locuri din 5000, c\u00e2nd eu am o list\u0103 de vreo 30 de requests? Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 vorbim, putem vorbi pe contul cu care deja suntem prieteni. Poate – insist – poate dac\u0103 al doilea era Gresie Faian\u0163\u0103 Ieftin, \u015fi eram prieteni buni, \u00een\u0163elegeam un “Hai, m\u0103, Lorena, fac 10% discount dac\u0103 \u00eemi promovezi pu\u0163in contul”. Dar de ce s\u0103 faci t\u0103r\u0103boi cuiva c\u0103 nu vrea s\u0103 fie prieten cu doi de Vasile Ionescu care-s de fapt unul singur? <\/p>\n

Pentru o cronic\u0103 rapid\u0103 \u015fi furioas\u0103 la Fast & Furious 6<\/a>, arunca\u0163i un ochi aici. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sunt genul de om care nu-\u015fi prea bag\u0103 nasul \u00een treaba altuia, c\u00e2t timp treaba altuia nu interfereaz\u0103 cu a lui. C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme apuc\u0103turile...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}