{"id":6783,"date":"2013-05-27T08:07:06","date_gmt":"2013-05-27T08:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6783"},"modified":"2013-05-27T08:07:06","modified_gmt":"2013-05-27T08:07:06","slug":"guinness-book-of-compensations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/guinness-book-of-compensations\/","title":{"rendered":"Guinness Book of Compensations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-M\u0103i, Vasile, iar n-ai dus gunoiul. \u015ei n-ai cump\u0103rat lapte. \u015ei n-ai servici de un an \u015fi jum\u0103tate, te \u00eentre\u0163in eu, o femeie, nu \u0163i-e ru\u015fine, m\u0103, s\u0103 fii \u00eentre\u0163inut de o femeie? Dar nici nu-\u0163i cau\u0163i, stai toat\u0103 ziua pe canapea, bei bere cump\u0103rat\u0103 din bonurile mele de mas\u0103, te ui\u0163i la certuri TV \u015fi te scarpini la coaie. C\u00e2nd ai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 faci ceva util pentru via\u0163\u0103, pentru societate sau pentru familia noastr\u0103?? Tu crezi c\u0103 facturile se pl\u0103tesc singure, m\u0103? Be\u0163ivule!<br \/>\n-Mai taci, femeie. Uite, tocmai mi-am scos din nas cel mai lung muc din istorie. Cheam\u0103 repede pe cineva de la Guinness Book of Records, s\u0103 omologheze recordul. <\/p>\n<p>Mai multe pe aceast\u0103 tem\u0103, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tabu.ro\/romanie-ce-ti-mai-place-in-cartea-recordurilor\/\">aici<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-M\u0103i, Vasile, iar n-ai dus gunoiul. \u015ei n-ai cump\u0103rat lapte. \u015ei n-ai servici de un an \u015fi jum\u0103tate, te \u00eentre\u0163in eu, o femeie, nu&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}