{"id":6816,"date":"2013-06-04T10:31:45","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T10:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6816"},"modified":"2019-02-14T20:14:42","modified_gmt":"2019-02-14T17:14:42","slug":"ioane-poate-trece-cineva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ioane-poate-trece-cineva\/","title":{"rendered":"Ioane, poate trece cineva&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am r\u00e2s azi de o conversa\u0163ie \u00een metrou.<\/p>\n<p>EL (hipster ochelarist cu pantaloni portocalii): S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 nu-mi place c\u00e2nd suntem sup\u0103ra\u0163i unul pe cel\u0103lalt.<br \/>\nEA (\u0163oap\u0103 figurant\u0103, \u00eel m\u0103soar\u0103 dispre\u0163uitor): Dar nu suntem sup\u0103ra\u0163i unul pe cel\u0103lalt.<br \/>\nEL (u\u015for isteric \u00eentr-un mod feminin): Ba suntem.<br \/>\nEA (\u015fi mai dispre\u0163uitoare): Eu nu sunt.<br \/>\nEL (\u015fi mai isteric): Atunci de ce vorbe\u015fti a\u015fa cu mine?<br \/>\nEA (regina dispre\u0163ului): C\u0103 asta meri\u0163i!<br \/>\nEL (regina tonului contratenor): Vezi! Vezi c\u0103 suntem sup\u0103ra\u0163i unul pe cel\u0103lalt!?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei mi-am amintit de bancul cu &#8220;Ioane, poate trece cineva \u015fi ne f* \u015fi pe noi&#8221;. Aici \u00een varianta &#8220;Ioane, poate trece cineva \u015fi ne f* \u015fi nou\u0103 o palm\u0103!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am r\u00e2s azi de o conversa\u0163ie \u00een metrou. EL (hipster ochelarist cu pantaloni portocalii): S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 nu-mi place c\u00e2nd suntem sup\u0103ra\u0163i unul pe&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6816"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16652,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6816\/revisions\/16652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}