Cu inep\u0163iile clasice de bovin\u0103 nedezvoltat\u0103 intelectual: “E\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103, proast\u0103, hau-hau, mama suge pula.” \u015ei printre scheun\u0103turi, a prestat \u015fi una apropiat\u0103 vag de adev\u0103r. \u015ei nu, nu era “mama suge pula”. C\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103-sa sugea pula, nu-l f\u0103cea. Esofagul nu e o zon\u0103 fertil\u0103. <\/p>\n
Revela\u0163ia prostului – de fapt, un truism la mintea g\u0103inii – a fost “tu nu vrei prieteni, vrei fani.” <\/p>\n
Evident c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 fiu prieten\u0103 cu to\u0163i cretinii internetului. \u00cen fond, niciunul nu m-a\u0163i ad\u0103ugat de prieten\u0103 pentru c\u0103 ne \u015ftim de la col\u0163ul str\u0103zii \u015fi-am b\u0103tut mingea \u00eempreun\u0103, ci pentru c\u0103 scriu foarte simpatic. Iar asta e o art\u0103. A\u015fadar, da, voi a\u0163i ales s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenv\u00e2rti\u0163i prin preajma mea pentru c\u0103 arta mea v\u0103 st\u00e2rne\u015fte \u00eentr-un fel sau altul. Pe c\u00e2nd voi nu-mi aduce\u0163i absolut nimic care s\u0103 m\u0103 intereseze la modul \u00een care pe voi v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce scriu eu. Nu e o \u00eemplinire sufleteasc\u0103 s\u0103 discut discu\u0163ii plicticoase pe Facebook \u015fi s\u0103 analiz\u0103m steril de ce are ursul coad\u0103. Prieteni am exact c\u00e2\u0163i \u00eemi trebuie. Nu-mi trebuie \u015fi un gogu pielea-pulii burtos, libidinos, agramat \u015fi ur\u00e2t, de 50 de ani. <\/p>\n
Deci, nu-\u0163i imagina c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eemi cite\u015fti textele, suntem prieteni. Nu, e\u015fti doar un cititor, iar eu nu \u0163i-s \u0163ie nimic. Deci, poart\u0103-te ca un om care prime\u015fte ceva de care e interesat, dar care nu ofer\u0103 nimic de care s\u0103 fiu eu interesat\u0103. Adic\u0103, cel pu\u0163in cu un oarecare respect. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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