{"id":6945,"date":"2013-11-23T16:01:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-23T16:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6945"},"modified":"2013-11-23T16:01:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-23T16:01:55","slug":"pisalogeala-tu-dureros-de-naspa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pisalogeala-tu-dureros-de-naspa\/","title":{"rendered":"Pis\u0103logeal\u0103, tu, dureros de na\u015fpa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doamne Dumnezeule, d\u0103 s\u0103 am c\u00e2te un leu de fiecare imbecil care se bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 \u015fi, de\u015fi \u00eei spun c\u0103 nu vreau \/ pot \/ am timp \/ chef s\u0103 lungesc discu\u0163ia la infinit, ia ca pe o dovad\u0103 de masculinitate faptul c\u0103 \u00eemi ignor\u0103 nevoia de l\u0103sare \u00een pace \u015fi continu\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 agaseze cu dume de c\u0103cat.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i, inep\u0163ilor, a prelungi for\u0163at o interac\u0163iune dincolo de punctul \u00een care ambele p\u0103r\u0163i o g\u0103sesc dezirabil\u0103 nu e masculinitate, ci strict dovada unei prostii sinistre, din categoria &#8220;nu te reproduce, mai bine sinucide-te azi!&#8221; Vite sc\u00e2rbos de retardate, c\u00e2nd un om are chef de voi, SE VEDE. SE VEDE DIN ATITUDINE \u015eI CONVERSA\u0162IE. \u015ei unicul mod de a-i men\u0163ine pe al\u0163ii interesa\u0163i \u00een voi, vite inepte \u015fi sinistru de proaste, e s\u0103-i l\u0103sa\u0163i \u00een pace c\u00e2nd n-au chef de voi. C\u00e2t de cretin s\u0103 fii s\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 a agasa la infinit e dovad\u0103 de inteligen\u0163\u0103?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i de ce nu se uit\u0103 nici o muiere la voi. P\u0103i uite de ce, boi odio\u015fi. C\u0103 le stresa\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd vor s\u0103 v\u0103 dea foc. C\u0103 sunte\u0163i ni\u015fte pro\u015fti monotoni, monocorzi, pla\u0163i, t\u00e2mpi \u015fi retarzi.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar \u015fi tu e\u015fti dur\u0103!&#8221; Sunt dur\u0103 cu oamenii prea pro\u015fti s\u0103 merite orice form\u0103 de respect. \u00cen rela\u0163iile mele interumane, nimeni nu se poate pl\u00e2nge c\u0103-l \u00eenghesui p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei iau aerul. C\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, s\u0103 la\u015fi omul \u00een pace c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i spune c\u0103 n-are chef de pis\u0103logeala ta e un semn de inteligen\u0163\u0103. S\u0103 la\u015fi loc omului s\u0103 respire e un semn de inteligen\u0163\u0103. S\u0103-l fu\u0163i la cap c\u00e2nd n-are chef s\u0103 fie futut la cap e un semn de prostie atroce.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd \u00eei spui cuiva c\u0103 \u00eel rogi frumos s\u0103 te lase \u00een pace, iar \u0103la \u00ee\u0163i vine cu inep\u0163ia bovin\u0103 &#8220;Nu cedez a\u015fa u\u015for&#8221;, e ca \u015fi cum \u0163i-ar spune &#8220;Sunt un retardat pis\u0103log. Un bou incapabil de cea mai elementar\u0103 form\u0103 de interac\u0163iune normal\u0103. Merit s\u0103 mor \u00eentr-o form\u0103 greu de reconstituit&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doamne Dumnezeule, d\u0103 s\u0103 am c\u00e2te un leu de fiecare imbecil care se bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 \u015fi, de\u015fi \u00eei spun c\u0103 nu vreau \/&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}