{"id":6969,"date":"2013-12-03T16:36:52","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T16:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=6969"},"modified":"2013-12-03T16:36:52","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T16:36:52","slug":"comedie-involuntara-intr-un-act","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/comedie-involuntara-intr-un-act\/","title":{"rendered":"Comedie involuntar\u0103 \u00eentr-un act"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Partea amuzant\u0103 la comedia care urmeaz\u0103 e c\u0103 nu se ajunge la mui. Nici el nu e suficient de \u0163\u0103ran \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 declan\u015feze \u00een ea ze shitstorm, nici ea suficient de nervoas\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-i zic\u0103 ceva de n\u0103sc\u0103toare. E, cum s-ar zice, umor englezesc.<\/div>\n
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11 septembrie 2012, 23:46<\/strong><\/div>\n
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\u0102la: a, noi suntem prieteni<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: a\u015fea<\/div>\n
\u015fi ce-i bine sau r\u0103u \u00een asta?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: vorbeam despre tine si uite ca te aveam in lista. deci e bine<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: ca esti frumoasa si culturala<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: acuma depinde pe cine \u00eentrebi.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: pai da, sigur<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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depinde de care atribut luam in considerare<\/div>\n
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20 July 03:56<\/abbr><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la unde ai publicat?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: scrie pe fiecare carte \u00een parte editura.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: a, ok, la cristina<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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vreau si eu<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: ok, \u015fi de ce \u00eemi spui mie? nu-s eu patronul editurii.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: dar tu de ce esti ?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: de ce sunt ce?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: nu am adjectivu la mine acum<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: nici eu cititoru de g\u00e2nduri, deci sorry. va trebui s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti cuvinte s\u0103 te exprimi.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: ma simt ca un ciine… dar acum vad ca totusi vorbesti cu mine, deci nu ma mai simt bruscat<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: Hm? dar po\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege ra\u0163ional c\u0103 nu e treaba mea c\u0103 vrei tu s\u0103 publici, nu?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: eu nu vreau sa public, lorena<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: eu vreau cartea<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: eu am publicat si mai public, deocamdata nu fictiune<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: aaa, credeam mai sus c\u0103-mi explici c\u0103 vrei \u015fi tu s\u0103 publici la herg benet.<\/div>\n
p\u0103i na. c\u0103rture\u015fti, librarium, comand\u0103 online. your choice.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: nu, o stiu pe cristina, am si scris despre ea<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: dar poti sa imi dai un preview?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: donajuana.hergbenet.ro, acolo g\u0103se\u015fti un fragment din carte.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: aha<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: misto. aduce a lolita pille<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: un pic<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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23 July 13:37<\/abbr><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: salut. tu altfel unde scrii acum? la ce revista?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: greu de aruncat un ochi pe profilul \u015fi peretele cet\u0103\u0163eanului, nu?<\/div>\n
e mai simplu s\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103m chestii care-s peste tot, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m pur \u015fi simplu.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: pai era mai comod<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: pentru cine?<\/div>\n
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Eu: \u015ftii, c\u00e2nd irose\u015fti \u00een mod repetat timpul \u015fi aten\u0163ia cuiva cu tentative de conversa\u0163ie, cel mai elementar lucru pe care \u00eel po\u0163i face e s\u0103 \u015ftii cine e \u0103la \u015fi cu ce se ocup\u0103.<\/div>\n
mai ales c\u00e2nd r\u0103spunsurile sunt all over the place.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: da, acum era doar comoditatre si un pic de chef de vorba, cumva detasat. dar nu ne cunoastem, stiu<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: comoditatea e o idee foarte proast\u0103 \u00een raporturile cu al\u0163i oameni. bun. hai s\u0103 n-o lungim la infinit. spor la ce faci.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: merci. la fel<\/div>\n
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25 November 08:42<\/abbr><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: buna dimineata. multumesc pentru “multumesc”<\/div>\n
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Monday 22:59<\/abbr><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: nu ne cunoqstem inca<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: dar miercuri daca ai timp vino la lansarea cartii mele<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Eu: \u00eemi cer scuze, dar am treab\u0103. mul\u0163umesc pt. invita\u0163ie though<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u0102la: ok<\/div>\n
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