{"id":7025,"date":"2013-12-19T17:52:46","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T17:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7025"},"modified":"2013-12-19T17:52:46","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T17:52:46","slug":"vedetisme-la-farmacie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vedetisme-la-farmacie\/","title":{"rendered":"Vedetisme la farmacie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, de vorb\u0103 cu coana farmacista:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei s\u0103 vezi, am jucat eu soacra \u015fi m-am descurcat foarte bine, toat\u0103 lumea m-a l\u0103udat. Bravo, dom&#8217;le, ai \u0163ipat foarte bine. Am vorbit \u015fi cu Ernest, m\u0103 bag\u0103 \u015fi el \u00een emisiune, s\u0103 m\u0103 cert \u015fi acolo. Iau \u015fi eu un ban, c\u0103 pensia-i mic\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Farmacista:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei de-astea mai tinere ca mine nu e nevoie, drag\u0103?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Baba o m\u0103soar\u0103 dispre\u0163uitor:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Astea mai tinere trebuie s\u0103 fie \u015fnur, drag\u0103, tu ai cam pus pe tine dup\u0103 na\u015ftere.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi cedeaz\u0103, m\u0103rinimoas\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-Dar pot vorbi s\u0103 te primeasc\u0103 la aplauze.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103, de vorb\u0103 cu coana farmacista:\u00a0 -\u015ei s\u0103 vezi, am jucat eu soacra \u015fi m-am descurcat foarte bine, toat\u0103 lumea m-a l\u0103udat. Bravo,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}