{"id":7050,"date":"2013-12-23T16:03:15","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T16:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7050"},"modified":"2013-12-23T16:03:15","modified_gmt":"2013-12-23T16:03:15","slug":"campania-nu-mai-taiati-brazii-de-craciun-idiotilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/campania-nu-mai-taiati-brazii-de-craciun-idiotilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Campania &#8220;Nu mai t\u0103ia\u0163i brazii de Cr\u0103ciun, idio\u0163ilor&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-prn2\/1505333_650058531704567_878126832_n.jpg?resize=540%2C582&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"540\" height=\"582\" \/><\/p>\n<p>De Cr\u0103ciun, oamenii vor s\u0103 fie mai buni de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. \u015ei o fac pe dou\u0103 direc\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>A) m\u0103cel\u0103rind animale nevinovate.<\/p>\n<p>B) h\u0103cuind conifere.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 m\u0103cel\u0103rirea animalelor nevinovate se justific\u0103 oarecum prin tendin\u0163a sinuciga\u015f\u0103 de a cr\u0103pa \u00een tine p\u00e2n\u0103-\u0163i explodeaz\u0103 ficatul, m\u0103cel\u0103rirea coniferelor e din categoria WTF. E una dintre retarzeniile sinistre \u015fi oribile pe care omul le face din prostia \u015fi coc\u0103l\u0103reala f\u0103r\u0103 limite care-l fac cea mai sc\u00e2rboas\u0103 \u015fi mai detestabil\u0103 fiin\u0163\u0103 din univers. Din nevoia ordinar\u0103 de a m\u0103cel\u0103ri o form\u0103 vie \u015fi frumoas\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103 pentru a o umple de obiecte lucioase \u015fi kitchoase, \u00een cel mai penibil prost gust, conform unei tradi\u0163ii retardate de oameni f\u0103r\u0103 creier.<\/p>\n<p>De ce, vit\u0103 sinistr\u0103, s\u0103 tai un pom s\u0103-l ornezi cu kitschuri dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u015fi dup\u0103 aceea s\u0103-l arunci la gunoi, \u00een condi\u0163ii de poluare maxim\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103lzire global\u0103 \u015fi periclitarea echilibrului ecologic al planetei? Nu cumva pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti un gunoi inutil \u015fi te sim\u0163i mai pu\u0163in gunoi inutil dac\u0103 etalezi sclipiciuri f\u0103r\u0103 rost? Niciodat\u0103 nu mi s-a p\u0103rut frumos un brad \u00eempodobit. \u00centre nevoia melteanului sinistru de a orna un pom h\u0103cuit f\u0103r\u0103 rost cu f\u0103c\u0103turi ieftine \u015fi nevoia rromului proasp\u0103t \u00eembog\u0103\u0163it de a orna o cas\u0103 cu jdemii de turnule\u0163e de tinichea nu v\u0103d nici o diferen\u0163\u0103. E exact acela\u015fi parvenitism dezgust\u0103tor de cea mai joas\u0103 spe\u0163\u0103, sensibil la tot ce luce\u015fte \u015fi orb la tot ce e subtil \u015fi valoros.<\/p>\n<p>Orice om care pretinde s\u0103 moar\u0103 un pom ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 el suport de sclipici timp de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ar merita s\u0103-i moar\u0103 cineva drag pentru trafic de organe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De Cr\u0103ciun, oamenii vor s\u0103 fie mai buni de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. \u015ei o fac pe dou\u0103 direc\u0163ii. A) m\u0103cel\u0103rind animale nevinovate. B) h\u0103cuind conifere. Dac\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7050\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}