{"id":7188,"date":"2014-01-11T20:06:44","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T20:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7188"},"modified":"2014-01-11T20:06:44","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T20:06:44","slug":"conjuratia-uratelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/conjuratia-uratelor\/","title":{"rendered":"Conjura\u0163ia ur\u00e2telor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Azi, dup\u0103 ce am reu\u015fit s\u0103 ies din coma indus\u0103 de tequila de noaptea trecut\u0103, m-am adunat la un loc c\u00e2t s\u0103-i fac un interviu de trei ore lui Nae Caranfil.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Desigur, mi-a ie\u015fit unul dintre interviurile “alea bune”. \u015ei unul dintre subiectele de care am r\u00e2s \u00eempreun\u0103, \u00eenainte de a porni reportofonul, e falsa \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163eal\u0103 a filmelor \/ c\u0103r\u0163ilor \/ you-name-it, \u00een “comerciale” \u015fi “de autor”. Adic\u0103 alea fermec\u0103toare, simpatice \u015fi sexy sunt comerciale, \u00een timp ce chestiile grele, posace, greu de digerat, penetrate de un par interminabil \u00een ampula rectal\u0103, sunt “de autor”.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u015ei am stabilit de comun acord c\u0103 sun\u0103 a conjura\u0163ia ur\u00e2telor. \u015eti\u0163i ur\u00e2tele care, incapabile de farmec, haz \u015fi plimbat na\u0163iunea cu z\u0103h\u0103relul, le b\u00e2rfesc pe frumoase c\u0103-s curve. C\u00e2nd, \u00een realitate, ur\u00e2tele ar da orice s\u0103 fie \u015fi ele curve \u015fi s\u0103 se bucure de avantajele curv\u0103s\u0103riei, numai c\u0103 nu au cu ce. \u015ei atunci, \u00ee\u015fi fac titlu de glorie din plasa de p\u0103ianjeni din dreptul vaginului.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Dragi ur\u00e2te \u015fi dragi autori indige\u015fti, v\u0103 pup\u0103m din mers. Tabu de februarie va fi \u00een zodia gra\u0163iei.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Azi, dup\u0103 ce am reu\u015fit s\u0103 ies din coma indus\u0103 de tequila de noaptea trecut\u0103, m-am adunat la un loc c\u00e2t s\u0103-i fac un...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}