{"id":7244,"date":"2014-01-17T08:23:56","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T08:23:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7244"},"modified":"2014-01-17T08:23:56","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T08:23:56","slug":"p-confesiuni-de-motan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/p-confesiuni-de-motan\/","title":{"rendered":"(P) Confesiuni de motan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O perioad\u0103, am \u0163inut \u015fi eu un cont Yahoo 360 (pe c\u00e2nd exista), cu poze ale motanului meu \u015fi confesiuni &#8220;din perspectiva lui&#8221;. Era extrem de distractiv, iar motanul avea mai mul\u0163i prieteni \u015fi fani dec\u00e2t aveam eu. Poate pentru c\u0103, spre deosebire de mine, nu se enerva niciodat\u0103 \u015fi persifla at\u00e2t de fin, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eempricinatul nici nu se prindea c\u0103 e luat la mi\u015fto.<\/p>\n<p>Au trecuuuuut ani \/ \u015fi via\u0163a s-a schimbaaaaaat. Nu mai am timp nici s\u0103 vreau s\u0103 elaborez post\u0103ri despre adorabila f\u0103ptur\u0103 a motanului meu, despre cum se a\u015faz\u0103 el elegant l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine pe canapea \u015fi-\u015fi \u00eenf\u0103\u015foar\u0103 coada \u00een jurul fundule\u0163ului, studiind cu priviri de expert ceea ce scriu, despre cum, c\u00e2nd dorm, se strecoar\u0103 sub plapum\u0103 \u015fi doarme \u015fi el cu capul pe pern\u0103, ca un om, \u00eenconjur\u00e2ndu-mi g\u00e2tul cu l\u0103bu\u0163ele din fa\u0163\u0103, despre micile crize de gelozie pe care le face dac\u0103 stau prea mult la telefon cu al\u0163ii, despre cum se uit\u0103 filozofic pe geam \u00eentr-o zi ploioas\u0103, mieun\u00e2nd din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd cu triste\u0163e despre insuportabila u\u015fur\u0103tate a fiin\u0163ei, despre cum, \u00een zilele de var\u0103 c\u00e2nd stau cu geamul deschis, st\u0103 pe pervaz (locuiesc la parter \u015fi am grilaj, deci nu fuge) \u015fi converseaz\u0103 prin mieunat cu to\u0163i vecinii de bloc, despre jocurile r\u0103ut\u0103cioase cu care m\u0103 tachineaz\u0103, despre toate micile miracole pe care le creeaz\u0103, zi de zi, \u00een via\u0163a mea.<\/p>\n<p>E p\u0103cat c\u0103 nu mai am timp s\u0103 fac asta. Era un cont de Yahoo 360 vesel, care f\u0103cea oamenii s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103. \u015ei realmente, scriindu-l, m\u0103 transpuneam \u00een spiritul motanului meu, iar asta m\u0103 f\u0103cea un om mai bun. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Pentru aceia dintre voi care iubesc pisicile \u015fi blog\u0103reala de tip &#8220;Via\u0163a prin ochii migdala\u0163i \u015fi superbi ai unei pisici&#8221;, iat\u0103 un blog nou, care are nevoie de \u00eencurajare. \ud83d\ude42 Se nume\u015fte &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/jurnaldemotan.ro\/\">Jurnal de motan<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jurnaldemotan.ro\/jurnal\/2014\/01\/apocalipsa-sau-revelion-art9398436764\/dsd.jpg?resize=640%2C350\" width=\"640\" height=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O perioad\u0103, am \u0163inut \u015fi eu un cont Yahoo 360 (pe c\u00e2nd exista), cu poze ale motanului meu \u015fi confesiuni &#8220;din perspectiva lui&#8221;. 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