Am prieteni care, de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 abordeaz\u0103, simt nevoia s\u0103-mi povesteasc\u0103 vitejii. Fie cum s-au futut, fie cum s-au b\u0103tut. Via\u0163a lor se \u00eenv\u00e2rte \u00een jurul acestor dou\u0103 organe genitale: pumnul \u015fi scula.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Acum, m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 realmente \u00eemi povestesc doar din astea, mereu, fiindc\u0103 e unicul lucru care-i preocup\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat sau pentru c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi imagineaz\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 impresioneaz\u0103 foarte tare \u015fi eventual o s\u0103 m\u0103 fac menestrel, s\u0103 le compun c\u00e2ntecul Pulelungilor.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 e unicul lucru care-i preocup\u0103, mi se pare cumva trist. Da, haaai s\u0103 zicem, \u00eentre 14 \u015fi 16 ani, treac\u0103-mearg\u0103. Corpul nu e familiar cu testosteronul \u015fi reac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 exagerat. Ai un exces de energie \u015fi-l investe\u015fti prost.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Dar s\u0103 fii un domn respectabil de 30 de ani \u015fi s\u0103 te lauzi tot cu b\u0103tutul \u015fi fututul e cumva jalnic. Aveau \u015fi cruciadele rostul lor. \u00cei duceau la moarte pe pulifricii cu exces de testosteron \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2neau acas\u0103 oamenii a\u015feza\u0163i, care \u015ftiau ce vor de la via\u0163\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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Dar poate gre\u015fesc. Poate prietenii \u0103\u015ftia \u00eemi tot povestesc ce scul\u0103 mare \u015fi atotfut\u0103toare au ca s\u0103 m\u0103 simt eu foarte impresionat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Prieteni, e ca \u015fi cum a\u0163i vinde castrave\u0163i la gr\u0103dinar. Dac\u0103-mi pun mintea, \u00een dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni scriu un roman cu aventuri de be\u0163ie, caft \u015fi futut, din perspectiv\u0103 masculin\u0103, narate de un tip George, de o s\u0103 pleca\u0163i scheun\u00e2nd \u00eenapoi \u00een cote\u0163e, ca ni\u015fte c\u0103\u0163ei ploua\u0163i.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Orice ave\u0163i voi de povestit, eu am auzit deja de la minim zece al\u0163ii. \u00cencerca\u0163i ceva nou.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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