{"id":7357,"date":"2014-02-04T13:12:56","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T13:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7357"},"modified":"2014-02-04T13:12:56","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T13:12:56","slug":"p-secretul-lui-mikado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/p-secretul-lui-mikado\/","title":{"rendered":"(P) Secretul lui Mikado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acum c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, v-am prezentat blogul unui motan simpatic, cu blan\u0103 lung\u0103 \u015fi cu ochi alba\u015ftri. Un anim\u0103lu\u0163 r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163at, iubibil, nesf\u00e2r\u015fit\u0103 surs\u0103 de boac\u0103ne \u015fi tandre\u0163e, ca toate pisicile.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jurnaldemotan.ro\/jurnal\/2014\/01\/si-motanii-pot-avea-o-cariera-art6095932135\/jhvb.jpg?resize=640%2C350\" width=\"640\" height=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Scris din perspectiva mot\u0103na\u015fului, blogul <a href=\"http:\/\/jurnaldemotan.ro\/\">Jurnal de motan<\/a> reflect\u0103 micile peripe\u0163ii ale cotidianului, amplificate \u015fi dramatizate. Nu, nu e o exagerare. M\u00e2\u0163i\u015forii sunt drama queens ai lumii animalelor. De cum se aude, s\u0103 zicem, o voce \u00een hol, pisica tresare \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 fixeze cu st\u0103ruin\u0163\u0103 u\u015fa de la intrare, mi\u015fc\u00e2nd din must\u0103\u0163i, cu coada ridicat\u0103. De cum dai drumul aspiratorului, animala sare pe dulap, cu spatele arcuit, holb\u00e2ndu-se la gadgetul pervers \u015fi diabolic de parc\u0103 s-ar a\u015ftepta s\u0103-l scuipe din clip\u0103 \u00een clip\u0103 pe AntiMotan.<\/p>\n<p>Mi s-a spart o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 o \u0163eav\u0103 la buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Evident, pisica a s\u0103rit pe mas\u0103 \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 h\u0103uleasc\u0103 lugubru, a jale. E de men\u0163ionat, a mea e mai vocal\u0103 dec\u00e2t imperialul Mikado. Animalele ajung s\u0103 semene cu st\u0103p\u00e2nii. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Chiar dac\u0103 nu percepi dezastrele domestice prin filtrul hiperbolizant al sensibilit\u0103\u0163ii pisice\u015fti, e enervant oricum s\u0103 \u0163i se defecteze electrocasnice, s\u0103 \u0163i se sparg\u0103 \u0163evi, s\u0103 \u0163i se scurtcircuiteze instala\u0163iile, c\u00e2nd tu ai o agend\u0103 tight \u015fi o via\u0163\u0103 profesional\u0103 \u015fi personal\u0103 solicitant\u0103. De aceea, Volksbank propune o solu\u0163ie eficient\u0103 \u015fi la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/O6Z5v6XFYp0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Detaliile despre Serviciul de Asisten\u0163\u0103 Home &amp; Care de la Volksbank, <a href=\"http:\/\/volksbank.ro\/ro\/Sectiune\/Asistenta-Home-and-Care-538\">aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acum c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, v-am prezentat blogul unui motan simpatic, cu blan\u0103 lung\u0103 \u015fi cu ochi alba\u015ftri. Un anim\u0103lu\u0163 r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163at, iubibil, nesf\u00e2r\u015fit\u0103 surs\u0103 de boac\u0103ne&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}