{"id":736,"date":"2009-01-11T19:31:51","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T16:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=736"},"modified":"2009-01-11T19:31:51","modified_gmt":"2009-01-11T16:31:51","slug":"zece-intrebari-de-la-eu-pentru-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/zece-intrebari-de-la-eu-pentru-mine\/","title":{"rendered":"Zece \u00eentreb\u0103ri de la Eu pentru Mine"},"content":{"rendered":"

Leap\u015f\u0103 de aici<\/a>. Cic\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i iei interviu de unu singur (la microfon dac\u0103 ai, dac\u0103 nu, la tubul de demachiant. Hai c\u0103 de \u0103sta ai, mai mult ca sigur!)<\/p>\n

Eu: Ce \u00ee\u0163i place s\u0103 faci at\u00e2t de mult, \u00eenc\u00e2t ai pl\u0103ti pentru asta?<\/p>\n

Mine: P\u0103i pl\u0103tesc lumin\u0103, pentru toate pl\u0103cerile care necesit\u0103 conectare la o surs\u0103 de curent, pl\u0103tesc abonament sau bilet pentru c\u00e2teva din celelalte, \u015fi pl\u0103tesc cu un z\u00e2mbet pentru restul. \ud83d\ude00\u00a0 Deci sunt un pl\u0103titor prin defin\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

Eu: Dac\u0103 ai afla ast\u0103zi c\u0103 mai ai de tr\u0103it exact 5 ani, ce ai face \u00eencep\u00e2nd de m\u00e2ine?<\/p>\n

Mine: Cred c\u0103 mi-a\u015f da patru demisii, \u015fi m-a\u015f apuca de scris romanele care \u00eemi stau \u00een g\u00e2t. S\u0103 le termin la timp pentru data decesului. \u015ei mi-a\u015f l\u0103sa toate posesiunile \u015fi viitoarele drepturi de autor mo\u015ftenire mot\u0103nelului. (f\u0103r\u0103 mi\u015fto, e singura fiin\u0163\u0103 de care sunt ata\u015fat\u0103 printr-un cordon ombilical invizibil.)<\/p>\n

Eu: Dac\u0103 ai c\u00e2\u015ftiga un milion de euro neimpozabili, ai continua s\u0103 faci ce faci acum?<\/p>\n

Mine: A\u015f continua… rubrica de sex de la Maxim, pe care o scriu cu pl\u0103cere. \u015ei a\u015f continua traduc\u00e2nd doar c\u0103r\u0163ile care \u00eemi plac cu adev\u0103rat, \u015fi accept\u00e2nd proiecte cu adev\u0103rat frumoase.<\/p>\n

Eu: Peste 15 ani, ce ai vrea s\u0103 scrie pe prima pagin\u0103 despre tine, \u00een cel mai important ziar din \u0163ar\u0103? Care ar fi titlul articolului?<\/p>\n

Mine: Av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere ce personagii apar pe primele pagini ale ziarelor din Rom\u00e2nia, m\u0103 mul\u0163umesc s\u0103-mi doresc s\u0103 apar \u00een paginile de cultur\u0103 \u015fi divertisment. Adic\u0103, ceva mai la mijloc.<\/p>\n

Eu: Ce vrei s\u0103 spun\u0103 prietenii t\u0103i despre tine la ceremonia funerar\u0103?<\/p>\n

Mine: V\u0103\u0103leeeeu, a muriiit!! Ce ne faceeeem?? Bruhuuuu! Acum o s\u0103 devenim new emo generei\u015f\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103n…. ( \ud83d\ude00\u00a0 )<\/p>\n

(Serios vorbind, ur\u0103sc ceremoniile funerare \u015fi nu vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi supun prietenii unor asemenea plictiseli. Prefer s\u0103 mor pe o insul\u0103 pustie, \u0103\u015ftia s\u0103 afle dup\u0103 un an \u015fi s\u0103 zic\u0103: ce dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 a fost lorena c\u0103 nu ne-a t\u00e2r\u00e2t la \u00eenmorm\u00e2nt\u0103ri plicticoase, s\u0103 facem pe ipocri\u0163ii. \ud83d\ude00 )<\/p>\n

Eu: Dar pe piatra funerar\u0103 ce-ai vrea s\u0103 scrie despre tine?<\/p>\n

Mine: “Voi \u00eenvia.” \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

Eu: C\u00e2nd erai mic\u0103, ce le r\u0103spundeai celor mari la \u00eentrebarea “Ce vrei s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2nd vei fi mare?”<\/p>\n

Mine: Pop\u0103. Mi se p\u0103rea cea mai simpl\u0103 meserie din lume. Ajunge s\u0103 \u0163ii o predic\u0103 o dat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u0163i un pic – \u015fi se consider\u0103 c\u0103 ai muncit.<\/p>\n

Eu: Ce ai face dac\u0103 ai \u015fti sigur, dincolo de orice dubiu, c\u0103 este imposibil s\u0103 e\u015fuezi?<\/p>\n

Mine: Un copil. Dac\u0103 a\u015f \u015fti sigur c\u0103 va fi s\u0103n\u0103tos \u015fi bun.<\/p>\n

Eu: Ce ai vrea s\u0103 le spun\u0103 copiii t\u0103i nepo\u0163ilor t\u0103i despre tine?<\/p>\n

Mine: P\u0103i \u00eentrebarea asta a mai fost. A, n-a mai fost? M\u0103 rog. Oricum, lumea nu-\u0163i recunoa\u015fte niciodat\u0103 meritele, tot ce faci pt. ei li se cuvine, deci… \u00eentreb\u0103rile astea cu ce-o s\u0103 spun\u0103 x lui y despre tine sunt t\u00e2mpite. O s\u0103 zic\u0103 “Ce vac\u0103 e \u015fi aia!” iar y “Da, b\u0103, \u015fi mai \u015fi semnalizeaz\u0103.” Lua\u0163i oricare doi x \u015fi y aleatorii de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u015fi oricare z absent – \u015fi comentariile vor fi acelea\u015fi. Deci, hai sictir.<\/p>\n

Eu: \u00a0Dac\u0103 ai putea acum s\u0103 te proiectezi \u00een viitor, \u00een ultima zi a vie\u0163ii tale \u015fi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i iei un interviu, care sunt trei \u00eentreb\u0103ri pe care \u0163i le-ai adresa?<\/p>\n

Mine: Unu: Am reu\u015fit s\u0103 termin tot ce mi-am propus pt. via\u0163a asta? Doi: Am reu\u015fit s\u0103 asigur un viitor decent copiilor mei – dac\u0103 \u00eei voi avea – sau i-am l\u0103sat de izbeli\u015fte, s\u0103 se descurce cum pot? Trei: \u015ei e musai-musai s\u0103 mor?<\/p>\n

Cam asta ar fi leap\u015fa. Merge mai departe la Meszaros cel Genial<\/a>, la Vidal cel aprig <\/a> \u015fi la animaloo <\/a> care \u00eei scrie lui gigel, \u015fi care btw, are un blog f. mi\u015fto. Dac\u0103 cineva mai consider\u0103 c\u0103 vrea… simt\u0103-se liber. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Leap\u015f\u0103 de aici. Cic\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i iei interviu de unu singur (la microfon dac\u0103 ai, dac\u0103 nu, la tubul de demachiant. Hai c\u0103 de \u0103sta...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}