{"id":7382,"date":"2014-02-15T12:36:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-15T12:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7382"},"modified":"2014-02-15T12:36:59","modified_gmt":"2014-02-15T12:36:59","slug":"the-irony-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/the-irony-of-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The irony of it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenainte m\u0103 deranja c\u00e2nd unul sau altul \u00eemi spuneau despre ce s\u0103 scriu. De c\u00e2nd am b\u0103gat reclam\u0103 pe blog, le comunic relaxat c\u00e2t \u00eei cost\u0103 chestia asta sau le cer o adres\u0103 de mail s\u0103 le trimit tarifele. E pu\u0163in cam ca-n bancul cu Fecioara Maria \u015fi cei 40 de ho\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Doarme Sf. Petru \u00een poarta raiului. Brusc, sun\u0103 mobilul.<\/p>\n<p>-Mdea, morm\u0103ie el semiadormit.<\/p>\n<p>-Alo, sunt Fecioara Maria, m\u0103 alearg\u0103 cei 40 de ho\u0163i, salveaz\u0103-m\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-\u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103, zice Sf. Petru \u015fi adoarme la loc.<\/p>\n<p>Trec cinci minute. Sun\u0103 mobilul iar.<\/p>\n<p>-Alooo, sunt Fecioara Maria; \u00een\u0163elege naibii c\u0103 m\u0103 fug\u0103resc ho\u0163ii \u015fi salveaz\u0103-m\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, da, bine, zice Sf. \u00a0Petru \u015fi adoarme la loc.<\/p>\n<p>Se repet\u0103 faza de opt ori, ea din ce \u00een ce mai disperat\u0103 \u015fi mai furioas\u0103, el dormind. Brusc se treze\u015fte \u015fi con\u015ftientizeaz\u0103. &#8220;Aoleu, mi-a dat Fecioara Maria jdemii de apeluri, oare ce face?&#8221; Atunci sun\u0103 mobilul. E tot ea, relaxat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Aloo, sunt Maria. M-au prins, dar o aveau prea mic\u0103 s\u0103 conteze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenainte m\u0103 deranja c\u00e2nd unul sau altul \u00eemi spuneau despre ce s\u0103 scriu. De c\u00e2nd am b\u0103gat reclam\u0103 pe blog, le comunic relaxat c\u00e2t&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}