{"id":739,"date":"2009-01-13T19:46:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T16:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=739"},"modified":"2009-01-13T19:46:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T16:46:22","slug":"razbunarea-animaloo-lui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/razbunarea-animaloo-lui\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u0103zbunarea animaloo-lui"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 l-am pus la munc\u0103 patriotic\u0103, animaloo s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 aplice tactica dintelui pentru dinte \u015fi a m\u0103selei pentru m\u0103sea, respectiv a lep\u015fei pt. leap\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei mi-a pasat urm\u0103torul set de \u00eentreb\u0103ri, <a href=\"http:\/\/animaloo.wordpress.com\/2009\/01\/13\/leapsa\/\">aici:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. ce culoare de chiloti au chilotii pe carei ai pe tine. Is cu dantela sau nu?<\/p>\n<p>2. cat ai purtat cel mai mult o pereche de sosete? de cate ori ai putut sa lipesti soseta de perete?<\/p>\n<p>3. cate perechi de pantaloni ai acasa?<\/p>\n<p>4. tiai facut pantofii de dimineatza? daca ai adidasi, cand iai spalat ultima data?<\/p>\n<p>5. imagineazate peste 5 ani. te-ai ingrasat?<\/p>\n<p>6. daca un reporter tzar pune o intrebare indiscreta, lai pocni in muaca?<\/p>\n<p>7. care este fantezia ta cea mai fantastica privind doo perechi de sosete rupte?<\/p>\n<p>8. care este opinia ta privind razboiul din fasia gaza? esti de parere ca magda ciumac ar trebui sa intervina sau tii cu tolea la faza asta?<\/p>\n<p>9. daca ar fi sa emigrezi, ce ti-ai lua cu tine din romania?<\/p>\n<p>10. daca teai intalni vrodata cu animaloo (da io) iai da o bere?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>R\u0103spunsuri:<\/p>\n<p>1. \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, au culoare de chilo\u0163i. \u015fi dantel\u0103, dar nu exclusiv.<\/p>\n<p>2. c\u00e2nd eram t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi mergeam prin mun\u0163i, practicam sporturi extreme, cum ar fi verificarea enduran\u0163ei \u015fosetelor. dar \u00eenc\u0103 nu le-am folosit pentru decorat interioare.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>3. nu \u015ftiu, c\u0103 nu-i num\u0103r. mai mul\u0163i dec\u00e2t fuste, oricum.<\/p>\n<p>4. da. stau pe o strad\u0103 unde se fac repara\u0163ii, \u015fi dac\u0103 nu-i cur\u0103\u0163 \u00een fiecare zi, ar\u0103t ca femeia din pe\u015fter\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>5. poate da, poate nu&#8230; visul meu e s\u0103 primesc un rol pt. care s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengra\u015f nemilos de mult. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>6. oho, ar trebui s\u0103 fi f\u0103cut colec\u0163ie de mandibule p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>7. s\u0103 le cos. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>8. nu m\u0103 ridic la \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea moral\u0103 a unor asemenea personaje, deci nu pot comenta.<\/p>\n<p>9. pisica \u015fi laptopul.<\/p>\n<p>10. poate mi-ar da el mie, c\u0103 el e b\u0103rbatul. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>A, da. Dau leap\u015fa lui <a href=\"http:\/\/ykwapple.wordpress.com\">Kingsnake,<\/a> carele este el un genialu comentatoriu, c\u0103 tocmai m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 r\u00e2d cu lacrimi, cu urm\u0103torul comm:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Eu as vrea sa scrie pe piatr mea funerara urmatorul text: \u201cDaca nu sculptezi acest mesaj mai departe pentru 10 prieteni in urmatoarea jumatate de ora o sa ai o eternitate plina de ghinion dupa ce or sa te gaseasca cei 10 prieteni\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Frate, m\u0103car de ar comenta to\u0163i ca tine&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 l-am pus la munc\u0103 patriotic\u0103, animaloo s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 aplice tactica dintelui pentru dinte \u015fi a m\u0103selei pentru m\u0103sea, respectiv a lep\u015fei&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}