{"id":7407,"date":"2014-02-23T13:44:49","date_gmt":"2014-02-23T13:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7407"},"modified":"2014-02-23T13:44:49","modified_gmt":"2014-02-23T13:44:49","slug":"cliseul-nu-te-as-fute-izbeste-din-nou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cliseul-nu-te-as-fute-izbeste-din-nou\/","title":{"rendered":"Cli\u015feul "nu te-a\u015f fute" izbe\u015fte din nou"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eu sunt complet apolitic\u0103, de aceea sunt friend \u015fi cu Turcescu, \u015fi cu antenatrei\u015fti, \u015fi cu b\u0103si\u015fti, \u015fi cu ponti\u015fti, \u015fi cu Vasile Popescu. \u00cen\u0163eleg c\u0103, \u00een lupta politic\u0103, orice arm\u0103 e ok, de aceea ignor masiv ce delireaz\u0103 unii, ce delireaz\u0103 ceilal\u0163i, \u015fi evit cu un elegant “mar\u015f la c\u0103cat” orice tentativ\u0103 a cuiva de a m\u0103 b\u0103ga ici sau colo. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 nici unu’ nu m-a pl\u0103tit suficient \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-mi pese. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

Bun. Dar ce nu pot \u00een\u0163elege e cum, \u00een numele luptei de clas\u0103, o femeie poate da share la a\u015fa ceva<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Aici nu mai e vorba de politic\u0103, nu mai e vorba de ac\u0163iuni, nici m\u0103car de demagogie. E vorba de dreptul imaginar al pulifriciului onanist de a pretinde aten\u0163ie de la femei care nu-i datoreaz\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n

Am spus-o \u015fi o repet: poate e o noutate, dar scopul \u015fi rostul femeilor \u00een lume nu e s\u0103 scoale pula cuiva. Dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, na, accident. Ap\u0103 rece \u015fi se rezolv\u0103. S\u0103 dai comentarii \u015fi mesaje cu “te-a\u015f fute”, sau cu varianta pudic\u0103 “ochii t\u0103i m\u0103 tulbur\u0103 nespus” mai treac\u0103 mearg\u0103. Se nume\u015fte “\u00eencercarea norocului”. E ca atunci c\u00e2nd un PR de necunoscut \u00eemi trimite un comunicat de pres\u0103 cu “Neyk Nymeny se declar\u0103 fan iPhone 5”. Sper\u0103 c\u0103 eu sunt suficient de dron\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu-mi pun \u00eentrebarea: “Dar cine pula mea e Neyk Nymeny” \u015fi s\u0103 preiau comunicatul oricum.<\/p>\n

\u00cencercarea norocului trebuie tratat\u0103 exact ca atare, iar “nu, mul\u0163umesc” din partea partenerului de dialog trebuie luat ca \u00een orice tentativ\u0103 de fraiereal\u0103: no hard feelings. De aceea nu \u00een\u0163eleg dou\u0103 categorii de specimene:<\/p>\n

A) Retarda\u0163ii sini\u015ftri care transform\u0103 chestiunea \u00een afront personal \u015fi problem\u0103 de ambi\u0163ie <\/strong><\/p>\n

Muri\u0163i, m\u0103! Sunte\u0163i mai na\u015fpa dec\u00e2t Biserica Ortodox\u0103 Rom\u00e2n\u0103. \u015ei \u0103ia te afurisesc dac\u0103 nu pui botul la prosteal\u0103, dar m\u0103car nu-\u015fi fac un scop din a te converti cu sila.<\/p>\n

B) Retarda\u0163ii sini\u015ftri care au impresia c\u0103 obiectul dorin\u0163ei lor e \u00een continuare silit s\u0103 men\u0163in\u0103 alura de obiect al dorin\u0163ei lor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Femeile pe care vre\u0163i s\u0103 le fute\u0163i, sau nu, sunt \u00een primul r\u00e2nd oameni. Cu zile bune, zile proaste \u015fi zile intermediare. Din nou: N-AU NICI O OBLIGA\u0162IE S\u0102 V\u0102 SCOALE VOU\u0102 PULA, except\u00e2nd cazurile c\u00e2nd a) \u00ee\u015fi doresc asta b) lucreaz\u0103 \u00eentr-un domeniu sexual.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 tratezi \u00een scris o femeie de afaceri, o politician\u0103 sau chiar pe casieri\u0163a de la Cora la modul “material de pul\u0103” vorbe\u015fte despre un singur lucru: despre faptul c\u0103 e\u015fti un gher\u0163oi sinistru \u015fi c\u0103 meri\u0163i s\u0103 mori \u00een moduri greu de nescris.<\/p>\n

\u015ei eu l-a\u015f fute grav pe Robert Downey Jr.. Alura lui de vis\u0103tor sensibil m\u0103 termin\u0103. \u00cemi imaginez cum face cunilingus creativ ore \u00een \u015fir – pare genul. Poate chiar i-a\u015f \u015fi scrie: “Robert, I’d fuck you!” Dar poate, ca dovad\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tate mintal\u0103 din partea mea, nu m-a\u015f trezi niciodat\u0103 scriind cum ar trebui s\u0103 se poarte sau s\u0103 ac\u0163ioneze Robert Downey Jr. ca s\u0103 m\u0103 excite pe mine. Pentru c\u0103 am sim\u0163ul propor\u0163iilor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eu sunt complet apolitic\u0103, de aceea sunt friend \u015fi cu Turcescu, \u015fi cu antenatrei\u015fti, \u015fi cu b\u0103si\u015fti, \u015fi cu ponti\u015fti, \u015fi cu Vasile Popescu....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}