Sunt zile \u00een care postez articole documentate, muncite, ample, chestii la care mi-am tocit creierii \u015fi tastatura lucr\u00e2nd. Pe acelea nu le citesc dec\u00e2t foarte pu\u0163ini. Au 25 de like-uri de la cunosc\u0103tori \u015fi cam at\u00e2t.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u015ei sunt zile c\u00e2nd Bendeac \u00ee\u015fi arat\u0103 pula, Chiril\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi arat\u0103 pectoralii de supererou al foametei, etc. \u015ei nu m\u0103 pot ab\u0163ine, scriu un text la mi\u015fto. \u015ei la traffic whoring, desigur. Pentru c\u0103 alea-s textele care fac sute de like-uri \u015fi mii de views.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u015ei la alea se g\u0103sesc s\u0103 vin\u0103 to\u0163i cretinii c\u0103rora le curg bale din gur\u0103, to\u0163i c\u0103ca\u0163ii cu mo\u0163 \u015fi to\u0163i rata\u0163ii sini\u015ftri s\u0103 latre: “Haules, baules, ce te-ai tabloidizat!”\u00a0<\/p>\n
Nu, boule, eu sunt OK. Un om cu zile serioase \u015fi zile \u00een care r\u00e2de de pula lui Bendeac. Tu \u00eens\u0103 e\u015fti un ratat care nu se intereseaz\u0103 DEC\u00c2T de pula lui Bendeac. Dar nici m\u0103car nu recuno\u015fti: “”Caut pula lui Bendeac pe net \u015fi pe unde o g\u0103sesc, casc \u015fi eu gura.” Ci \u00eencepi s\u0103 urli la mine c\u0103 de ce scriu EU doar despre pula lui Bendeac.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Problema genului \u0103stuia de ratat e ipocrizia. Intelectul lui e exact de dimensiunea pulii lui Bendeac, de aceea fraternizeaz\u0103 cu ea. \u00cempreun\u0103 formeaz\u0103 \u0163ara piticilor. Dar \u00een loc s\u0103 zic\u0103: “mul\u0163umesc mult pentru incursiunea \u00een subiectul meu preferat, pula lui Bendeac”, ratatul \u00eenjur\u0103. S\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 de fapt el nu asta consum\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 nu voiam s\u0103 men\u0163in nivelul de trafic necesar publicit\u0103\u0163ii, pula lui Bendeac ar fi fost exact ultimul lucru din univers de care s\u0103-mi pese. Dar scriu despre pula lui Bendeac pentru c\u0103 mii de rata\u0163i o \u00eenghit pe nemestecate. Bendeac, mai arat\u0103-ne pula o dat\u0103. Te implor\u0103m!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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