{"id":7460,"date":"2014-03-05T17:58:27","date_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7460"},"modified":"2014-03-05T17:58:27","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:58:27","slug":"cum-am-devenit-soacra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-am-devenit-soacra\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum am devenit soacr\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N-am \u015ftiut niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103tesc. Principalul motiv, la \u00eenceput, a fost lipsa de bani. &#8220;P\u0103i cum, Lorena, g\u0103titul e mai ieftin dec\u00e2t m\u00e2ncatul \u00een ora\u015f&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Da, c\u00e2nd ai o buc\u0103t\u0103rie deja aprovizionat\u0103 cu cele necesare, g\u0103titul e foarte ieftin. Tr\u0103ie\u015fti o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 dintr-un singur drum la cel mai apropiat hipermarket. C\u00e2nd e\u015fti student \u015fi n-ai nimic, orice re\u0163et\u0103 pare o list\u0103 interminabil\u0103 de chestii care te prejudiciaz\u0103 grav la buzunar \u015fi preferi s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti cu cartofi pr\u0103ji\u0163i \u015fi ou\u0103 pr\u0103jite. Astea-s simple. Nu necesit\u0103 dec\u00e2t cartofi (ieftini), ou\u0103 (ieftine) \u015fi ulei (nu foarte ieftin, dar u\u015for de economisit.)<\/p>\n<p>Cu acest prilej, \u00ee\u0163i \u015fi strici complet papilele gustative, pentru c\u0103 alternezi asta cu chips, snacks \u015fi alcool, nu neap\u0103rat \u00een aceast\u0103 ordine. \u00centregul t\u0103u organism devine curva E-urilor.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, dup\u0103 ce am \u00eenceput s\u0103 am bani, n-am mai avut timp. Alergam de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo, ca un coi \u00eentr-o c\u0103ldare, \u015fi m\u00e2ncam monoglutamat de sodiu \u00een toate formele lui.<\/p>\n<p>Din august anul trecut, m-am f\u0103cut lacto-vegetarian\u0103. \u015ei mi-am cump\u0103rat o tigaie cu abur. Am descoperit, practic, c\u00e2t de bune sunt legumele patriei, combinate cu br\u00e2nzeturi.<\/p>\n<p>OK, am mai cedat c\u0103rnii, mai ales iarna c\u00e2nd \u00eennebuneam de frig. \u00cen rest, c\u00e2nd \u00eemi era sete beam ap\u0103, ceai verde sau m\u00e2ncam citrice zemoase. C\u00e2nd \u00eemi era foame, comandam salat\u0103 mediteranean\u0103 sau orice alt\u0103 form\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare cu legume plus lactate, la munc\u0103 \u00eemi luam o salat\u0103 de-aia la pung\u0103, pe care o amestecam cu nuci, sau migdale, sau orice, \u015fi acas\u0103, abuream tone de legume, crude sau congelate. \u015ei mi-am rec\u0103p\u0103tat miraculos sim\u0163ul natural al gustului.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, c\u00e2nd legumele la tigaie care mi se aduc la restaurant sunt f\u0103cute \u00eentr-un ulei ultrafolosit, str\u00e2mb din nas \u015fi-i zic chelnerului: &#8220;Ar fi cazul s\u0103 schimba\u0163i uleiul&#8221;. Iar c\u00e2nd, \u00eentr-un context oarecare, beau sucuri obi\u015fnuite, detectez gustul de chimical\u0103 chiar \u015fi \u00een alea &#8220;de fructe, cu pulp\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, jur, nu e fi\u0163\u0103. E senza\u0163ia de fals.<\/p>\n<p>Exact ca o soacr\u0103. \u015ei m\u0103 minunez c\u00e2t de departe sunt, culinar, eu de acum fa\u0163\u0103 de mine din facultate. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-am \u015ftiut niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103tesc. 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