{"id":7492,"date":"2014-03-10T17:34:42","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T17:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=7492"},"modified":"2014-03-10T17:34:42","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T17:34:42","slug":"despre-idiotenia-parinteasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-idiotenia-parinteasca\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre idio\u0163enia p\u0103rinteasc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 anticipez toate reac\u0163iile de genul: &#8220;H\u0103\u0103\u0103, tu n-ai copii, nu \u015ftii cum e&#8230;&#8221; Da, n-am copii. Dar am un motan de zece ani, l-am al\u0103ptat cu biberonul de c\u00e2nd era c\u00e2t un degetar, am avut grij\u0103 de el prin toate bolile de care a suferit vreodat\u0103, inclusiv un blocaj renal care a presupus s\u0103-l \u0163in cu sond\u0103 \u015fi cu pemp\u0103r\u015fi o lun\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103-l duc de trei ori pe zi la injec\u0163ii, \u015fi m-a costat peste 1.000 de euro, \u015fi, una peste alta, tr\u0103ie\u015fte \u015fi e bine. O fi \u015fi materialul genetic bun, dar ideea e c\u0103 \u015ftiu s\u0103 am grij\u0103 de o alt\u0103 f\u0103ptur\u0103, dac\u0103 vreau.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei de c\u00e2te ori cineva m-a \u00eendemnat la vreo cruzime oarecare fa\u0163\u0103 de motanul meu, i-am luat familia la rang\u0103. Verbal, e adev\u0103rat.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 a\u015f avea un copil, \u015fi cineva m-ar \u00eendemna la vreo cruzime oarecare fa\u0163\u0103 de el, probabil c\u0103 acel cineva ar sf\u00e2r\u015fi sp\u00e2nzurat de coaie \u00een mod misterios \u00een fa\u0163a Mitropoliei. De ce fix \u00een fa\u0163a Mitropoliei? C\u0103-i zon\u0103 frumoas\u0103, cu copaci, ai de ce s\u0103-l sp\u00e2nzuri.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, vine c\u00e2te o \u015ftire ca <a href=\"http:\/\/stirileprotv.ro\/stiri\/actualitate\/si-a-batut-propriul-copil-in-cabinetul-stomatologic-iar-medicul-a-filmat-intregul-incident-autoritatile-au-deschis-o-ancheta.html?utm_source=stirileprotv.ro&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_campaign=Newsletter+StirileProtv.ro+12all03%2F10%2F2014+15%3A02&amp;utm_content=loremonde%40yahoo.com\">asta<\/a>. O vac\u0103 odioas\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi duce copila\u015ful la dentist. \u0102la mic \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle. Dooh, logic. \u015ei eu urlu pe interior de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 duc la dentist, de\u015fi Mona mea m\u0103 \u015ftie de coleric\u0103 \u015fi \u00eemi face anestezie \u00een loc de bun\u0103-ziua. Dar asta e, unii suntem naturel sim\u0163itor.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei mama, fiin\u0163a care se presupune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i ofere grij\u0103, tandre\u0163e, iubire, ghidare gentil\u0103 printre adev\u0103rurile vie\u0163ii, bate la copil ca la sac, pentru c\u0103 \u00een mintea ei de animal f\u0103t\u0103tor lipsit de discern\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u0103la o &#8220;face de r\u00e2s&#8221; \u00een fa\u0163a bovinei \u015fi mai cr\u00e2ncene care e dentistul. \u015ei care O \u00ceNCURAJEAZ\u0102.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 fi fost eu mama respectiv\u0103, dentistul \u0103la ar fi fost g\u0103sit plutind, \u00een pungi de-un kil, \u00een Cibin. (Pas\u0103mite, chestia s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u00een Sibiu.)<\/p>\n<p>Cam at\u00e2t despre mitul \u0103la cu ardelenii care-s animale mai evoluate dec\u00e2t restul patriei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 anticipez toate reac\u0163iile de genul: &#8220;H\u0103\u0103\u0103, tu n-ai copii, nu \u015ftii cum e&#8230;&#8221; Da, n-am copii. 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