Geta are p\u0103rul ro\u015fu, bustul opulent, se machiaz\u0103 cu culori stridente \u015fi se rujeaz\u0103 cu contur. \u015ei vinde la un chio\u015fc pe o str\u0103du\u0163\u0103 l\u0103turalnic\u0103. E foarte amabil\u0103 cu b\u0103rba\u0163ii, pe femei nu le poate suferi. Pe cele mai simple \u015fi mai prost \u00eembr\u0103cate le “rezolv\u0103” cu un ton nimicitor, pe cele frumoase \u015fi\/sau elegante le \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 cu un z\u00e2mbet rece \u015fi cu o polite\u0163e de pe v\u00e2rful buzelor.<\/p>\n
Apoi o po\u0163i auzi confes\u00e2ndu-se doamnei Maria, o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 sf\u0103toas\u0103 \u015fi simpatic\u0103, care a ie\u015fit de mult timp din concuren\u0163\u0103:<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa-s astea toate, m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 de cur!<\/p>\n
Geta e, s\u0103 spunem a\u015fa, victima ideii c\u0103 tot ce are primul num\u0103r din buletin 2 s-a n\u0103scut pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt doar s\u0103 o m\u0103n\u00e2nce pe ea de cur. Ce-i drept, cur luxuriant, bogat, au de unde s\u0103 mu\u015fte gurile rele. \u015ei mai ales cele bune.<\/p>\n
Dar iat\u0103, a venit apa \u015fi la moara Getei: str\u0103du\u0163a l\u0103turalnic\u0103 pe care se afla chio\u015fcul a intrat \u00een repara\u0163ii. \u015ei, de\u015fi mai e un chio\u015fc peste drum, \u015fi unul la cap\u0103tul str\u0103zii, to\u0163i muncitorii vin la coad\u0103, s\u0103 bea cafeaua de la dozatorul Getei. Vorba c\u00e2ntecului din b\u0103tr\u00e2ni:<\/p>\n
[googlevideo=http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=-3630784302142956445&ei=2gFxSf-hKIvSjgLFusizBQ&q=kelis+milkshake]<\/p>\n
Lumea descoperi cu uimire c\u0103, \u00een momentele ei de glorie, Geta e de fapt o femeie vesel\u0103, glumea\u0163\u0103, plin\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103. Ce-i drept, \u015fi micul chio\u015fc aduse profituri surprinz\u0103toare, patroana o felicit\u0103, Geta \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 un nou set de machiaj Ruby Rose \u015fi o nou\u0103 imita\u0163ie de parfum “original\u0103”. Iar muncitorii nu mai conteneau cu complimentele:
\n-Bun\u0103 cafea! Da’ tot mai bun\u0103 e cine-o vinde?
\n-Ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci, p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103, de e\u015fti a\u015fea frumoas\u0103?
\n\u015ei tot a\u015fa, timp de c\u00e2teva luni.<\/p>\n
Dar, \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi, \u00een locul gropilor ap\u0103ru asfaltul proasp\u0103t \u015fi neted, ma\u015fin\u0103riile disp\u0103rur\u0103, \u015fi mica strad\u0103 redeveni pustie. Pe Geta o cuprinse din nou mohorala.<\/p>\n
-Da, cu ce v\u0103 servesc?? Da, avem!! At\u00e2t?? (dublele semne de \u00eentrebare, respectiv de exclamare nu sunt \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare, sunt menite s\u0103 ilustreze excesul de acid).<\/p>\n
\u015ei, dup\u0103 ce clienta ie\u015fea:
\n-‘Rea-\u0163i ale dreacu de panar\u0103mi, \u015ftiu c\u0103 m\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u0163i de cur de nu mai pute\u0163i! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Geta are p\u0103rul ro\u015fu, bustul opulent, se machiaz\u0103 cu culori stridente \u015fi se rujeaz\u0103 cu contur. \u015ei vinde la un chio\u015fc pe o str\u0103du\u0163\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}