Poate v\u0103 face\u0163i \u015fi voi cump\u0103r\u0103turile de weekend, ca mine, la un hipermarket. \u00cen cazul \u0103sta, vreau s\u0103-mi explica\u0163i omene\u015fte cum v\u0103 descurca\u0163i cu cazul “clientul care nu descarc\u0103”, mai ales c\u00e2nd e fix \u00een fa\u0163a dvs.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Eu la hipermarket nu m\u0103 duc pentru un iaur\u0163el, o banan\u0103 \u015fi un plic de m\u00e2ncare de pisici. Pentru astea, am magazin l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103. La hipermarket m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 aprovizionez cu m\u00e2ncare, cafea, b\u0103utur\u0103, produse de igien\u0103, detergen\u0163i, prosoape de buc\u0103t\u0103rie… pe scurt, tot ce trebuie. \u015ei astea presupun timp de desc\u0103rcare pe band\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u015ei ocazional nimeresc c\u00e2te un pulete t\u00e2mp sau o proast\u0103 cu ochii-n soare, care nu descarc\u0103. St\u0103 sprijinit\u0103-n co\u015f \u015fi-\u015fi contabilizeaz\u0103 flocii-n g\u00e2nd, sau la telefon.\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, nu dori\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 pune\u0163i produsele?”\u00a0<\/p>\n
Unii se simt. Al\u0163ii te privesc du\u015fm\u0103nos, de parc\u0103 le-ai fi zis adev\u0103rul despre mamele lor.\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Dar ce treab\u0103 ave\u0163i?”\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Am c\u0103 a\u015f desc\u0103rca \u015fi eu, dar nu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 ocup teritoriul”.\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Dar unde v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u0163i a\u015fa?!”\u00a0<\/p>\n
“Am sex de f\u0103cut \u015fi nu am chef s\u0103 pierd timpi mor\u0163i cu ambalatul produselor \u00een timp ce restul lumii de la coad\u0103 st\u0103 dup\u0103 mine. Deci?”<\/p>\n
Unii cedeaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a ra\u0163ionalului. Al\u0163ii dau din umeri, \u00eentr-o sfidare penibil\u0103 de hipermarket. Probabil, sunt genul de care toat\u0103 lumea-\u015fi \u015fterge bocancii \u015fi m\u0103car la hipermarket vor \u015fi ei s\u0103 triumfe \u00een ceva.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u015ei atunci m\u0103 apuc eu s\u0103 mi le pun pe ale mele. \u00cei las un spa\u0163iu m\u0103surat ochiometric, de bun sim\u0163. \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 descarc.\u00a0<\/p>\n
-Dar ce faci, drag\u0103?\u00a0<\/p>\n
-Nu v-am spus c\u0103 am sex de f\u0103cut \u015fi m\u0103 gr\u0103besc??\u00a0<\/p>\n
Voi a\u0163i nimerit pulifriciul \/ vaca care nu descarc\u0103? \u015fi dac\u0103 da, ce a\u0163i f\u0103cut?\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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